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Ron Paul Supporters Raise Their Axes

On New Year's Day, hundreds of Ron Paul supporters ceased their jousting, pillaging and other senseless acts of barbarism to stand in unison for the candidate they believe has the best skills and power to aide them in their conflict against the orcs, trolls and blood elves that terrorize the fair land of Azeroth.

World of Warcraft, a worldwide multi-player online role-playing game, came to a halt on Monday as hundreds of gamers (or "avatars," as they like to be called) lined up on a winding mountain path to "support Ron Paul." Though sources tell Political Machine that the queue was actually the line for a Yes/Genesis/Rush triple bill at Madison Square Garden.

WARNING: The following features a host of loitering night elves, dwarves and gnomes.




B. Brandon Barker is the author of This is Mitch: Part One and This is Mitch: Part Two.

Brandon Barker

B. Brandon Barker's writing has appeared in Global City Review, The Year's Best Fantasy & Horror (St. Martin's Press), Verbicide, The Feed and online at McSweeney's. He's also the author of the novel Operation Emu. A graduate of Sarah Lawrence College, he was born in England, raised in Arkansas and now lives in Virginia.

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