Karl Rove Joins Fox News

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Former Bush Administration aide Karl Rove is joining Fox News Channel as a commentator today, according to Reuters:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Karl Rove, the strategist behind President George W. Bush's ascendancy to the White House, will join Rupert Murdoch's Fox News Channel as a contributor starting with Super Tuesday, the network said.

In a related story, Geppetto has joined the staff of "The Pinocchio Factor".

Already, there are unconfirmed reports of MSNBC viewers receiving phone calls asking, "Would it affect your viewership to know that Keith Olbermann has fathered an illegitimate black baby?"

The Political Machine attempted to contact Rove for comment, but people kept walking by and smudging the pentagram.

There, I've given you all a good start. Give me your best Rove-Fox News one-liners. I'll pick the 10 best and post a poll tomorrow.

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