Hillary Supporters Burst Into Song

Months from now, we'll be saying one of two things: (1) "Remember how those weird Hillary Clinton music videos put the final nails in her campaign's coffin?" or (2) "Remember how those weird Hillary Clinton music videos saved her campaign?"

Check it: Last week, the crack team at Political Machine brought you the astoundingly catchy 'Hillary4U&Me' video, which was produced in a top-secret location by a Silicon Valley tycoon fond of hot-buttered soul and brown T-shirts.

Well, hold on. Now, in our darkest hour, we have the fresh, inspired and nostalgic, "Hillary Clinton: Making Our Dreams Come True." Your senses will never be the same.



B. Brandon Barker is the author of the novel Operation EMU.