Bible Predicts Barack Obama Victory

I've noticed a burgeoning trend in our comments sections toward people claimimg that Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. I'm not sure where they're getting this from, since, according to RaptureReady.com, the Anti-Christ will be a Jew. Apparently, that's a "Frequently Asked Question."

Still, you can never be too careful. Allow me to put your fears to rest. The Bible predicts victory for Obama, with Hillary rounding out the ticket. From Lady of Light:

Deborah was respected and recognized as one who was "raised up" by God for the purpose of leading Barak into battle and into victory over the Sisera. Not only did God specifically "raise up'" a woman for this task, but Barak recognized her power, position and authority to the point where he would not even go into battle without her going with him.

Update: Response to comments at the end.

"And Barak said unto her, If thou will go with me, then I will go, but if thou wilt not go with me then I will not go." Judges 4"8

Ultimately, Barak was given victory over the tribe. If he had had a sexist attitude, he would not have had this victory, and God's purposes would not have been successfully accomplished.

In Judges, Chapter 5, verse 1, it tells us that Deborah and Barak sang together after the victory saying, "Praise ye the Lord for the avenging of Israel, when the people willingly offered themselves...

There you have it. Unlike polling data, there's no margin of error to worry about here. So don't defy the will of God this November. Wake up, America!

Update: Tom, Bert, David S., and Kristin, thank you for getting the joke. Even though it works as satire, I still stand behind the content. If you believe the Bible, the Barak story works as allegory as well as prophecy.

As for the Anti-Christ, I didn't say he will be a Jew, I said RaptureReady.com says he will be. The point was to highlight the similarity in the logic that Obama is the Anti-Christ.



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