Why Can't We Be Friends?

The Hillary Clinton Song of Lamentations

WAAHH - The Media is being unfair to me with all this negative coverage. I have run a very POSITIVE campaign. Wolfson, Penn and Ickes are positive. They are..yes they are..sob

WAAHH - I am not pimping my daughter. I just send her wherever I feel like I need to court young impressionable delegates. Chelsea Honey, wear a dress and fix your hair.

WAAHH - I don't have any money and Obama won't help me get free press coverage with debates. Even though we have already debated 20 times… Don't tell the voters, ok.

WAAHH- If States don't vote for me they don't matter.

WAAHH - I do have a message. It's changed alot. But now I am the middle class candidate. So what if I lived in the AK governor's mansion for 12 years, the White House for 8 and own multi-million dollar homes, I can still relate.

WAAHH- I want everyone to stop asking me to release my tax records. I may be worth 40 million but I AM THE MIDDLE CLASS CANDIDATE.

WAAHH- I did not take money from the Saudis or those crazy Arabs in Dubai. I don't know how their money got into my personal accounts.

WAAHH - Super delegates rule. Not the popular vote. Don't the American people get that!

WAAHH - I want the delegates in MI and FLA counted, even though I agreed to support the DNC rules. However, I don't remember doing that. When was that? Patti..oh that's right I fired you.

WAAHH- Why won't the DNC change their rules to benefit me!

WAAHH - Ok I did support NAFTA and voted to allow corporations to out source jobs. I did support the war in Iraq and now I don’t. How did those pesky voters find out?

WAAHH - I did not cry on cue and I do have real emotions. If I cry will you send me money? No I don't know where the $100,000,000 I raised went. Yes I did spend $100,000 on fruit trays. Please send me more money!

WAAHH - My campaign is not falling apart by infighting. I am the message and the message is me.

WAAHH- I do have 35 years of experience and so what if much of it is because of who I married. I had an impact on world events by having photo ops with folks like Cheryl Crow and Sinbad and having lunch with the depressing little people.

WAAHH - I did not fire Patti Solis Doyle and then try and pander to the Latinos by promising free trade.

WAAHH – I am not a monster and yes I did support water board torture and now I don’t because Obama doesn’t and the polls told me voters don’t like torture.

WAAHH – It’s 3 am and I can’t find the phone or Bill.

WAAHH – I’m behind in delegates and popular vote and Obama dissed me. He doesn’t want to be my Vice President. The nerve of that man! So what if I said he is not ready to be commander-in-chief. I didn’t mean it.

WAAHH- The internet needs to go down. How can I make that happen? These voters are researching my record and cutting into my base of the uneducated and the uninformed.

WAAHH - Obama is a crybaby and I am entitled to be President..it’s my turn!

WAAHH WAAHHH WAHHH – I LOST TEXAS! MY BIG TUESDAY WIN JUST RESULTED IN A NET LOSS OF 15 DELEGATES! I WILL IMMEDIATELY SUE THE STATE OF TEXAS!

WAAHH – Olbermann is picking on me. He outed me for my two faced position of demanding Obama fire Susan Power for calling me a monster and me not firing Geraldine Ferraro for saying Obama is where he is because he is Black. We all know African-American men have it easy in America. Don’t people get that.

WAAHH- I am really sorry for giving a wink and a nod to the racists’ remarks of my husband and Geraldine Ferraro. I had forgotten how many African Americans voters there are in PA. So an apology is defiantly the right thing to do. I am really a very pleasing person.

Obama/2008 - adult leadership

Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her "record," which she says includes
her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or "co-president" - and her seven years in the Senate. Here is a reminder of what that record includes:

- As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill
Bradley and Pat Moynahan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would "demonize "anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.)

- Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations (Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood) were forced to withdraw their names from consideration, and then she chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as "my worst
mistake."

- Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name had to
be withdrawn.

- Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign.

- Hillary also recommended a close friend of the Clintons, Craig Livingstone, for the position of director of White House security. When
Livingstone was investigated for the improper access of up to 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (Filegate) and the widespread use of drugs by
White House staff, both Hillary and her husband denied knowing him. (FBI agent Dennis Sculimbrene Confirmed in a Senate Judiciary Committee in 1996 both the drug use and Hillary's involvement in hiring Livingstone. After that, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office,
after serving seven presidents for over thirty years.)

- In order to open "slots" in the White House for her friends the Harry Thomasons (to whom millions of dollars in travel contracts could be
awarded), Hillary had the entire staff of the White House Travel Office fired; they were reported to the FBI for "gross mismanagement" and their
reputations ruined. After a thirty-month investigation, only one, Billy Dale, was charged with a crime - mixing personal money with White House
funds when he cashed checks. The jury acquitted him in less than two hours.

- Another of Hillary's assumed duties was directing the "bimbo eruption squad" and scandal defense:

---- She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit.
---- She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80 million
dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs.
---- Then they had to settle with Paula Jones after all.
---- And Bill lost his law license for lying to the grand jury.
---- And Bill was impeached by the House.
---- And Hillary almost got herself indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice (she avoided it mostly because she repeated, "I do not recall," "I have no recollection," and "I don't know" 56 times under oath).
- Hillary accepted the traditional First Lady's role of decorator of the White House at Christmas, but in a unique Hillary way. In 1994, for
example, The First Lady's Tree in the Blue Room (the focal point each year) was Decorated with drug paraphernalia, sex toys, and pornographic ornaments, all personally approved by Hillary as the invited artists' depictions of the theme, "The Twelve Days of Christmas."

- Hillary wrote "It Takes a Village," demonstrating her Socialist viewpoint.

- Hillary decided to seek election to the Senate in a state she had never lived in. Her husband pardoned FALN terrorists in order to get Latino support and the New Square Hassidim to get Jewish support. Hillary also had Bill pardon her brother's clients, for a small fee, to get financial support.

- Then Hillary left the White House, but later had to return $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork she had stolen.
- In the campaign for the Senate, Hillary played the "woman card" by portraying her opponent (Lazio) as a bully picking on her.

- Hillary's husband further protected her by asking the National Archives to withhold from the public until 2012 many records of their time in the White House, including much of Hillary's correspondence and her calendars. (There are ongoing lawsuits to force the release of those records.)

- As the junior Senator from New York, Hillary has passed no major legislation. She has deferred to the senior Senator (Schumer) to tend to the needs of New Yorkers, even on the hot issue of medical problems of workers involved in the cleanup of Ground Zero after 9/11.

- Hillary's one notable vote, supporting the plan to invade Iraq, she has since disavowed.

Quite a resume, isn't it? Sounds more like an organized crime family...

Smart move on her part! BTW--could you have chosen a more unflattering photo? You can actually count the wrinkles and pores. LOL. It sux to get old, but I still believe she's very attractive. Really.

Hillary Clinton / John Edwards 2008


GO FLORIDA & MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary has helped upstate New York over and over again, an area that is generally overlooked..we are no NYC and have an area where the growth has been enormous, and she has worked with both parties to get that aid. She is under appreciated. Although, there have been many republicans that have admitted that she works well with both parties. Obama, has done nothing..gave a speech on the war...couldn't vote on it as he has been a senator only since 2006 and the war began in 02'....he just forgets to mention that...many gave speeches against the war...and ones that did vote..it was only as a LAST resort...this so called CHANGE guy is no better than the rest...he says one thing one day and another the next day, makes shady deals left and right...no change here...sam old..same old

Diane..I think you have a thing for Hillary..maybe a little crush..that would explain your blind support for such a despiciable human being. Kind of like Hitler and Evan Braun.

talk about hitler...obama is against free speech....only if they say good things about him..he is such a whinner...like a little girl

I AM A HILLARY SUPPORTER AND I WOULD NEVER, IN MY WILDEST DREAMS, VOTE FOR OBAMA WHO IS A POMPOUS, UNDERQUALIFIED CANDIDATE, WHO I FULLY BELIEVE HAS RUN A VERY RACIST CAMPAIGN. A VOTE FOR OBAMA IS A VOTE FOR MCCAIN. POLLS SHOW THAT FULLY 25% OF THE DEMOCRATS WILL VOTE REPUBLICAN IF OBAMA GETS THE NOMINATION. COUNT ME IN THAT GROUP.

HILLARY HILLARY HILLARY--- WHY THE HELL DID YOU APOLOGIZE- YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING.. OBAMA WON AGAIN.. DID YOUR ONCE BLACK SUPPORTERS APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR NOT VOTING FOR YOU THIS TIME BECAUSE THERE IS A BLACK MAN RUNNING== WHOOPS TOO BAD FOR YOU...- I THOUGHT NOT... YOU HAVE TAKEN MORE SHIT IN THIS ELECTION THEN THE LAW ALLOWS--AND THEY KEEP POUNDING YOU TO NO END.. OBAMA COULDNT HAVE STOOD 1/4 OF WHAT YOU HAVE THROUGH THIS ELECTION-- AS HE PROVED FROM HIS REACTION TO MAYBE AND I MEAN MAYBE 2 BAD PRESS STATEMENTS-- THOSE SENT HIM INTO A TIZZY.. NOW YA HAVE OLD SHARPTON STEPPIN OUT.. TELL ME DID HE EVER THINK A WHITE PERSON GOT A BAD RAP ????????????-

[Oh, David, I thought maybe you wanted to be friends with me. Ah shucks.]

Well, I think it's nice Hillary is saying this. You know, she offered VP slot to Barack if she won, (I know it might have also been a poli-jab), but now she is apologizing, and also saying that her supporters should support Obama if he is the dem. nom.

That doesn't sound very divisive to me. It sounds rather...unifying.

If she keeps this up, I'll know she is in CAHOOTS with the villain Obama! (Just playin')

Um, ya, still no way I would vote for him.

THE MEDIA HAS TURNED OUT TO BE NOTHING MORE THAN A BUNCH OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS, POMPOUS, RANTING AND RAVING JERKS. I WATCH ALL THE CHANNELS AND IT IS PATHETIC. I AM DISGUSTED AND AFTER THE ELECTIONS ARE OVER I WILL CUT WAY BACK ON WHAT I WATCH. THEY ARE ALL LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE OLD LADIES IN A CLIC TALKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE BEHIND THEIR BACKS. THERE WILL BE A PUBLIC BACKLASH.

WOW! Talk about PMS!!!! Is this what we have to look forward to??? Definitely don't want her answering the RED PHONE during her PMS period!
She is too mean and hot headed! We need someone who is even tempered... cool under pressure.

Since it's apology day Knowles, how about one from you, Tommy and that creature who goes by Denise Williams?

What you hacks have written on here, day after day, week after week, has been inexcusable.

I used to worry about Obama, but you know, now I hope you and all his supporters get exactly what you wish for. I just hope the rest of us survive long enough to let the grown-ups run the country again someday.

Katherine,
I'm friends with lots of people I disagree with. Aren't you?

OH MY GOD,
BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA AND HIS GANG IS STARTING TO MAKE PEOPLE TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT RACISM, WHEN BLACKS ARE THE MOST RACIST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. DO YOU SEE HOW MANY STUPID WHITE PEOPLE ARE VOTING FOR YOU, TELL ME NOW HOW MANY BLACKS ARE VOTING FOR HILLARY CLINTON, THIS DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING. BLACKS ARE THIS WAY THEY DON'T CARE WHO IS THERE, BUT IF IT IS A BLACK PERSON HE HAS ALL THE BLACKS SUPPORT.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE O.J. SIMPSON CASE? THE BIG CRIMINAL THAT IS WALKING FREE BECAUSE THE ELEVEN BLACK JURY MEMBERS SET HIM FREE WITH THE VOTE "NOT GUILTY" STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER BE ELECTED IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE WHITES VOTE. DON'T FORGET THE POPULATION OF THE BLACKS IN THE UNITED STATES IS 12.8% ONLY ALONE WILL NEVER ELECT YOU. YOU NEED TO GET VOTES FROM SOME OF THE 80.1% OF THE WHITES IF YOU WANT TO BE ELECTED.

HILLARY CLINTON / JOHN EDWARDS 2008

FLORIDA GETS A RE-VOTE !!!!!!!

It's going to be in the 80's today in beautiful sunny Florida!!!!!
Wish you were here!
Gotta run going to the beach :o)
LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and isn't it interesting, even after supposedly reading the apologies from Clinton (which really were not necessary, since when do you have to apologize for others twisting what you and your supporters into lies?), the Hillary Haters jump right on...no matter what. There's SusanM with her same old copy and paste that was old the first time. Oh and someone else saying Clinton must have PMS.

I have never seen such a bunch of vile hateful people. Clinton said she would encourage her supporters to vote for Obama, what else do you want?

What would feed the Obamazombies today? How long before they need to feed again?

I'm lucky I was never a real Hillary supporter, so now I can vote for McCain, Nader or anybody but that wolf in sheep's clothing Barack Obama.

Again, I just hope you Obots get exactly what you wish for, and exactly what you deserve.

I WILL VOTE FOR ELMER FUDD(JOHN MCCAIN IF IT IS OBAMA VS.FUDD BUT AS A REPUBLICAN I WILL VOTE FOR HILLARY IF IT IS HILLARY VS.FUDD (AHEM) HECK MAYBE I JUST WON'T VOTE AT ALL

Hillary Clinton has now become the all time pariah to the Democrat party and politics in general.MSNBC news and most of the commentators from that station (pro-Hillary) I might add talk about how the Democrats should be falling into the White House this Nov. yet are befuddled because it doesn't quite seem to be happening. Why????? Hillary Clinton!

Hillary Clinton will bring about the defeat of the Democrats in November 2008.

Hillary is like "Satan in slacks" as she was known as 1st lady.
Clinton could have spared the nation this confusion this late in the game trying to resolve the issue of a candidate for the Democrats to run against McCain in Nov.I think Hillary would rather see the end of the world than lose her chance as being declared Democrat nominee or never running for and winning the presidency.She (Hillary) feels she is entitled to it.

Clinton realistically lost her chance for the presidency weeks ago.Hillary Clinton refused to accept defeat with the several losses of primarys and caucusses to date in doing so she has polarized voters across the nation. Clinton knowingly and approvingly has played the race card through surrogates such as Geraldine Ferraro and Bill Clinton.
Yesterday only after severe condemnation of Ferraro's comments nationwide did Hillary Clinton come out and "say" she repudiated the racist remarks but,did she truly disagree with Ferraro's statements??
Clinton hated making a statement against Ferraro and waited till the very last moments to do so.

Mrs. Clinton has had her henchmen purposely infiltrate the media to say that women and men are in a fight to decide the victor in this contest,I ask you,were there no women in the states and causcusses that Obama has won so far?
Two of the biggest violators of spreading the ongoing ugliness of biased choice are Mika Brezinski and Joe Scarboro from Morning Joe....
Scarboro or "Banjo boy" as I have heard him called claims to be a Republican conservative yet, can he push Hillary Clinton down the throats of the viewing public anymore than he does .Mika is merely an echo for Scarboro and visiting guests,personally I think she has lost her credibility as a journalist! Mika would be better suited as a cast member @ Saturday Night live

Clinton also is a poor judge of character,she had actually thought of choosing Gov.Spitzer as a possible running mate were she to win the Dem. nod.
You can sympathize to a point with Spitzer's wife but then why did she Mrs.Spitzer urge her husband to fight on and not resign?? Another POWER hungry woman.............

Hillary Clinton urged her husband all the while to fight and lie about (Lewinsky) as he was on his way to impeachment,why ?? Another POWER hungry woman ,Hillary Clinton had an agenda for herself and counseled Bill Clinton so she would avoid the chance of losing her notoriety and opportunity to aspsire to political heights and to make a name for herself.This is a very dangerous lady.She would have left Bill years ago if it wasn't for her agenda.

The Republicans have a good chance of keeping the White House.I did not believe this till yesterday until Fearrao's remarks about Obama.Hillary Clinton has devided men,women,blacks,whites,spanish,all minorities, she has polarized the majority of the Democratis and Republican voters as wells.

If Obama does not recieve the Democratic nod,blacks will not vote for Hillary! Clinton haters may vote McCain out of spite,who can blame them,Women will not vote for Hillary Clinton solely because Mika Brezinski and Joe Scarboro say they are.I believe women in America are smarter than both those 2 tv personalities and priveledged two are.

I am a white male Democrat combat war veteran and I am voting Obama,I will never vote for Hillary Clinton,I am sick of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton and I think the majority of America is sick of them as well and deserve better.

I say if not Obama,vote McCain!

Hillary has lied from both sides of her face all her life,she is untrustworthy,she is deceitful to the point of destruction.
Who says she is capable or qualified to be commander in chief or leader of the free world other than herself,she has been caught in a major lie recently saying she brought peace to Norhtern Ireland.
People do you see there is a pattern with this woman,she will sell her soul to the devil if she hasn't already,if that is the case,we are all damned with her continuous presence.

Hillary needs to go away!
Vote Obama,if you can't then vote McCain!

I think Obama's campaign going overboard they are saying a lot of negative things about Hillary so black people can vote only for Obama.Remember Hillary does not care if you black or white she just wants all the Democate to be happy, she is fighting for us.