
Yesterday, I asked the portentous question, "Does Journalism Die Today?" Little did I know that it had already slipped away on Monday, victim of a travesty too great to overcome. The culprit? Huffington Post's
David Weiner, leveling a
shocking charge at Cindy McCain:
Here we go again. Just two months after we broke Recipegate comes news that Cindy McCain is up to her old tricks. The July 2008 issue of Family Circle featured an article in which each...of the presidential candidates' significant others submitted a cookie recipe. A tipster caught a whiff of something besides sugar after reviewing Cindy McCain's Oatmeal-Butterscotch cookies, and quickly found the original recipe at Hersheys.com.
Now, you all may remember Recipegate, which
I covered assiduously. Weiner brags about getting an unpaid intern fired in that case, but as I recall, a McCain spokesman (after actually making a joke) told me the intern had been "dealt with."
On the heels of Barack Obama's entreaty to leave spouses out of this, you would think that HuffPo, and every other blog that amped this story, would have fact-checked it a little bit. I did, and you'll be shocked at what I found! (As long as you didn't read the headline!)
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PD toolbar!Cindy McCain didn't do it. She definitely didn't steal the recipe from the Hershey's website. In fact, I'm not entirely sure Hershey's didn't get the recipe from the same place Cindy did.
This is where it helps to know a little bit about cooking. As it happens, I have a certain amount of culinary savoir faire, having developed my own seasoning rub.
Here's the thing about recipes: they're, like, 99% exactly alike. There are only so many ways to make oatmeal cookies. To make Butterscotch-Oatmeal Cookies, you do that, plus add a certain amount of butterscotch. (BTW, if you blend butter and scotch together, you don't get what you'd think you would get. Same with rum.)
This differs from Recipegate, in which multiple recipes for complicated dishes were lifted, verbatim, and the McCain campaign acknowledged the "error." Saying, "You stole my recipe for oatmeal cookies" is kind of like saying, "You stole my recipe for ice cubes!" There's a very high bar to meet.

Now, if you examine
Cindy's recipe, you'll note that her recipe mirrors the
Hershey's recipe through the first 9 ingredients. (See Fig. 1.1) Then, suddenly, it jumps over to
Jolene's recipe, from allrecipes.com for the last 2 ingredients, calling for less butterscotch and allowing the cook to purchase any brand of morsel they like.
The directions seem to amalgamate Jolene's and the Hershey's recipe, but there are touches thrown in from a third, perhaps fourth, unknown source. The use of the medium-sized bowl and the direction to drop the cookies 2 inches apart aren't in either recipe, and the cooling nomenclature is also unique.
Could some intern have cobbled together a FrankenCookie from 4 or 5 sources? Perhaps, but I find it much more likely that one of Cindy's friends tried several recipes, and took parts from all of them, or something like that. There are 49,000 results on google for Butterscotch-Oatmeal Cookies, and they all contain the same 11 ingredients, although many, like "
Great Grandma's," contain additional crazy shit like sour cream!
Any way you cut this cookie, it ain't plagiarism.
So, it is with pride and a certain feeling of heroism that I, today, rescue the profession of journalism. I await David Weiner's apology and tearful resignation.
Note: I have contacted the McCain campaign for comment. I will update this story as soon as they respond.
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