
I was driving across the Mojave this afternoon when NPR finally mentioned the news everybody who follows politics has known for months: John Edwards is a sleazebag who should be wrapped in hot trash and buried alive in his monstrous mansion.
Switching over to the CNN feed on my satellite radio, I heard some anchorman talking about John Edwards and the
year-late admission that Mr. Family Man Mill Worker had admitted his affair with a New York party gal he hired to make web videos, Rielle Hunter. Both the NPR and CNN announcers simultaneously tried to make the Edwards scandal sound like something they just heard and something that the audience already knew about -- in this way, the nation's responsible News Media acted about as trashy as John Edwards.
On the local wingnut talk radio station, the loudmouth host and halfwit callers were high-fiving each other for talking about creepy John Edwards cheating on his cancer-stricken wife long before Wolf Blitzer or whoever mentioned it. So we've got Edwards' foul behavior, the Responsible Media's shameful behavior, and the wingnuts' shameless behavior. This is not exactly America's finest moment.
But let's not forget who caused it all: Rielle Hunter. Ha, I am kidding. She is just some party girl who hooked up with a vain, immensely wealthy and power-mad jackass.
She wasn't running for president.

John Edwards is the scumbag. First impressions count, and my first impression of Edwards was a fawning
New Yorker profile about seven years ago, complete with a full-page portrait of his awful salon hair and smug spa-treated face. And I hadn't even heard his voice yet, that dripping-with-insincerity high-pitched North Carolina drawl telling those ridiculous stories about his Mill Supervisor dad not understanding that restaurants actually charged for food.
Edwards got nowhere in 2004, except he got far enough to get on the Kerry ticket, adding the creepy Southern ambulance-chaser element to the wooden-faced New England wind-surfer demographic. But anything was better than another four years of Bush/Cheney, right? Oh, right ....
It's nice of Edwards to finally inform the God of Journalism that the
New York Times and network anchors can now mention what lowly online writers like myself
have been typing for weeks or months, and it's clever of him to drop his lame half-admission of guilt late on a Friday when most people who follow the news are either on vacation, beginning the weekend, or watching the Olympics. I'm sure Obama will send a friendly "Sorry you can't make it to Denver" card signed with "Sucks to be you."
And everybody who already didn't trust the evil Main Stream Media will feign fresh outrage for the next few weeks, and the commenters here at Political Machine will somehow come to the ALL CAPS conclusion that Barack Obama is a Muslim just like his Christian ex-pastor.
Ken Layne is managing editor of Wonkette, which has been covering the Edwards-Hunter affair since last year.