Obama In the Pocket of Big Air?

REMEMBER MARXISEM IS VERY COMPLEX FOR LOW I.Q CULT MEMEBERS.

Funny stuff. A shame you have to explain so carefully that this is humor.

Dave, you're really a big joker, but that's fine because we all need a laugh sometimes. Funny though, John McCain's campaign must be very stupid because they were the ones that went out and bought up all the tire gages. Also, note that we have all seen AAA on NBC and CNN encouraging drivers to chack their tire pressures and ensure the tires are properly inflated, so AAA must have been paid off too. Dave, you're really funny or dummer than you look.

In the pocket of a tire gauge company, that's almost too funny to laugh at. But living right outside Detroit, and seeing that city go down the tubes because of a sociopathic, narcicistic retard/thug, I guess Obama has to start somewhere on his political road to graf and corruption (although I think he's already started in Chicago). Maybe he can make Kwame Kilpatrick his vp, and hide under the cloak of racism, Obama seems to be doing such a great job now, he's probably been doing it all his life.

If this is supposed to be humor, then it cannot beging to compete with McCains sense of humor. You know, the joke Mccain made out of "giving Iranians free cigarettes so they can kill themselves".That was real presidential humor, wasn't it .

This was a snark , right??!!

Military leaders use the divide and conquer strategy in every country and we all know the saying "United We Stand, Divided We Fall" and unfortunately our enemies know this and hope to use it by destroying us from within. Now let me ask you - Which candidate and campaign has done more to divide Americans than to Unite them? Pretty obvious huh? So that being - that candidate and campaign can be rightfully called treasonous as it has and is aiding our enemies. And a promise of change doesn't guarantee it will be for the better - there is an equally likely alternative. So do we take the gamble of changing everything and creating more issues or do we work to fix the problems we already know exist? Sorry but I'm not much in to gambling especially when something as big as American Way is at stake.

If he's not in their pocket already him and his wife are probably in their pants some other way trying to get in!

hahahahahaha!

OBAMA TICKETS COME WITH A CATCH!

Some of those hoping to wrangle a seat for Barack Obama’s Convention speech were told this week they have to put in six hours of volunteer work for his campaign BY FRIDAY to have a shot at a ticket.

One Denver resident said, “It’s not fair. It’s elitist. And they need to practice what they’re preaching.”

Doing the volunteer work only makes someone ‘eligible’ for a ticket and doesn’t ‘guarantee’ one, according to the phone message from the campaign.

DID OBAMA CHARGE THE GERMANS TO HEAR HIM A FEW WEEKS AGO? NO! HE IS ONLY CHARGING “AMERICANS” WHO WANT TO ATTEND.

WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

OBAMA HAS BASED HIS ENTIRE CAMPAIGN ON LIES! THE DNC “SELECTED” OBAMA — HE WAS NOT “ELECTED” BY THE PEOPLE. HILLARY SHOULD BE THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE.

NOW HE WANTS “FREE LABOR” TO WORK FOR HIS CAMPAIGN AND — MAYBE — JUST MAYBE — THEY CAN GET A TICKET AND ATTEND THE CONVENTION!

I’M VOTING FOR JOHN McCAIN IN NOVEMBER.

Is John McCain in the pocket of oil companies?
Is John McCain in the pocket of insurance companies? Is john McCain in the pocket of pharmaceutical companies?
Here is a list of lobbyists and employees of major companies working in major positions in the McCain campaign. It will answer any questions you might have about the people who are advising and influencing him.
http://mccainsource.com/corruption?id=0006

Lets see my choice is John McCain or that smart black man Barack Obama?

McCain who does not know how to use a computer but is willing to learn if we elect him – I’ll just vote for that smart black man.

My Choices are: John McCain who says the economic downturn is psychological? - Na! I'll vote for the smart black man.

McCain who says you are better off under George Bush? - Nope I'll vote for the smart black man.

Mc Cain who wants to continue killing more people looking for weapons of mass destruction that do not exist? - Gee! I'll vote for the smart black man.

McCain who believes that we should stay the course but is not willing to support the people he puts in harms way. - I'll take a chance on the smart black man.

Should I vote for a man that does not know that 9-11 was caused by Osama Bin Laden not Sedam Hussein? - Easy! I'll vote for the smart black man.

Vote for the man who does not know if the Sunnis or Sheits are our enemies? - No way I'll vote for the smart black man.

Vote for the man who helped put our government on the China, Saudi Arabia credit card? - Not a chance I'll vote for the smart black man.

Vote for the man with the worst temper in the Senate to have his finger on the nuclear button? - No way - I'll vote for the smart black man.

Dear Clinton supporters:
Time to wipe your tears and move on. The Democratic Party has its nominee. The Republicans in all their wisdom have theirs. Now the choice is up to the American people. Your Lies, bloggs, letters, petitions, threats and tears will not change that. In November you will have to choose between. The democratic candidate promising a change from Bush/McCain politics. Or McCain who says he is not running on the Bush presidency. But McCain might want to check his campaign’s position papers. In his eternal quest for the Republican nomination, McCain has adopted virtually the entire Bush agenda, often reversing long held positions and compromising core principles. From Iraq, tax cuts for the wealthy, broken promises on the deficit to opposition to SCHIP, tax credits for health care, overturning Roe v. Wade and a right-wing Supreme Court, without question John McCain represents a third Bush term.
Why don’t you use your excess energy to help Hillary pay off her campaign debt? Surely you do not expect me to donate to the Clinton’s. So you could be bitter, or you could work to save this nation.

Dave,

Zimmerman only contributed to Obama's campaign when it was brought to his attention that an aide to Obama had purchased several cases of tire gauges. It seems that, shortly after Super Tuesday, the aide became concerned when he noticed that Obama's head had expanded enormously. He and several others became concerned that the head would either explode or rapidly decompress and cause severe damage. So they purchased the gauges. Since then, they have used the gauges to measure the amount of air in Obama's head several times a day so they can decompress it when necessary. It's a delicate thing to do because the air is very, very hot. They can only safely deflate him in certain rooms with the air conditioner set at 58 degrees or less. Shortly after the swelling becomes noticeable, his head expands rapidly. So each aide who travels with him must have a gauge available in a suit pocket or carry on luggage. It was necessary to purchase several cases because of the size of Obama's entourage. It was the largest sale Zimmerman's company had made since Big O Tires opened their doors. As a token of appreciation, Zimmerman made a contribution to Obama's campaign.

Shortly after the contribution was received, an aide told Obama that the gauges were originally made to measure air pressure in automobile tires. Once Obama researched this and learned that people actually had to occasionally add air to their tires, he decided it might be a good idea to tell the rest of America about his new discovery. Thus, the "put air in your tires and increase your gas mileage" energy plan was born. And, as they say, the rest is history.

DEAR OBAMA SUPPORTORS, YOUR CANDIDATE IS GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE AMERICA SEES THROUGH THE BIGGEST BULLSHITTER THAT EVER WAS. GET OVER IT, HE IS BUSTED, A FAKE, A LIAR, AN UNAMERICAN MARXIST THAT HAS DIVIDED THIS COUNTRY AND IGNITED A RACE WAR...SO IF YOU AGREE WITH THE NEW CIVIL RACE WAR, BY ALL MEANS, VOTE FOR OBAMA. AND IF YOU WANT TO STOP THE RACE WAR BEFORE IT TAKES HOLD, VOTE FOR MCCAIN.

Mr Obama the omly was you will become president is have HILLRRY as you Vice President if she will take it If not you have no chance TR

The powder puff primary campaign party is over, Obama supporters. The DNC and the MSM would not let Hillary Clinton say anything that might "hurt" Obama. Now you will face the reality of a real campaign with an opponent who is actually allowed to point out your candidate's faults and weaknesses. Get used to it, like Hillary's supporters did. The Republican's are just getting warmed up.

It's kinda funny that all of the bloggers on this site have avoided the "inflationary pressure" that a President Obama would put on American Tires. It's also kinda funny that a blog with a little humor gets the same cut-and-pasted drivel that seems to show up on all of the threads.

As far as the guy who wants to vote for the "smart black guy," I think you can find that nearly every black guy in this country knows that we have 50 states instead of 57 and that there aren't many people in Baraq's audience whom the public was honoring on Memorial day. Bush would never get away with that level of idiodic commentary, but Baraq's followers see only the aura and the halo. What he says or does makes no nevermind. Nowhere is it more apparent than in the original source of this very topic.

Baraq makes a comment that we can eliminate the need for drilling if we just inflate our tires. The resulting storm brings in experts who also see the aura and halo, claiming he's right--that inflating tires properly improves gas mileage.

After quite a bit of critical discussion about just how much gas will be saved, he changes his testimony to three to four percent. The newspeak editors do their magic and, lo! Baraq always maintained it was three or four percent--and that Oceana was always at war with Eurasia--and we really do have 57 states with Heinz-like variety.

Nonetheless again, the aura and the halo obscured the fact that it's common knowledge that you should inflate your tires--and Baraq just managed to replace an energy policy with a hint from Heloise. If you want to count them, Heloise came up with thousands of good hints--though I do not recall her ever claiming that she was Presidential material. If it's not just another thing your mother might say, like "brush your teeth" or "stop that, you'll go blind," what would a President Obama do to make sure we all had properly inflated tires? Would he create a new cabinet-level department? Would he send enforcement troops out with their tire gagues in the pocket protectors of their well-starched brown shirts?

OBAMA GO HOME AND STAY THERE, YOUR WIFE IS UGLY INSIDE AND SAID SHE WAS NEVER A PROUD AMERICAN AND I WILL NEVER FOREGET THAT MOMENT SHE SAID IT. I CAN NOT STOMACH HER AND YOU AND THE DNC ARE CROOKS. HILLARY ACTUALLY WON YET YOU ARE STANDING THERE BECAUSE MEN TRY TO KEEP WOMEN DOWN AT ALL COSTS. WELL YOU HAVE SLAPPED THIS WOMAN IN THE FACE FOR THE LAST TIME AS I WILL WRITE IN HILLARY'S NAME OR VOTE FOR MCCAINE. OLD IS BETTER THAN INSANE.

MAKE FUN AND POKE AT OTHERS BUT IT IS YOU CIGAR LOVING MEN WHO HAVE CRIPPLED THE VOTING AGENDA THIS TIME WITH THE CROOKED DNC AND HILLARY WHO WON THE POPULAR VOTE IS A WOMAN AND WE JUST CAN'T HAVE A WOMAN IN CHARGE, SHE IS ONLY GOOD FOR LIGHTING OUR CIGARS, WELL BE CAREFULL BOYS BECAUSE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE AND IT JUST MIGHT COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN YOUR "NEVER SEENS"! SEE IF YOU LAUGH THEN! HILLARY 2008 AND 2012