Not Enough Bang on Bush Bus
Tommy Christopher
Contributor
Posted:
08/26/08
My colleague, Caleb Howe, took a tour of the Bush Legacy Bus, sponsored by a gaggle of Democratic organizations, one of which is MoveOn.org (6th on the list). As I'm sure Caleb loves to say, would you like some cheese with that whine?
The Legacy Bus is a joke of a rebuke. My favorite "interactive Exhibit" is the catchily titled The Road to Global Meltdown: Bush's Toxic Legacy on the Environment (From the makers of The Coordinates of Intergalactic Decimation: Vader's Debris-Making Legacy on Alderaan). It features a picture of a road, with little doors you can open to look at a Bush environmental policy. How cute! It's like a petting zoo for liberals.
The fellas and I were discussing a revolting porn site the other day called "The Bang Bus." You can imagine what happens on that bus. I think the Bush Bus would have done better to take a page from the Bang Bus, and make exhibits that show exactly how America was taken for a ride and, well, you know.
Caleb and his red-meat minions ought to be happy that a Bush Bus is even necessary, or that it even exists for people to ignore. America, led by the Democratic Congress, has given Bush a mulligan. I would let it drift if I was you.
The Legacy Bus is a joke of a rebuke. My favorite "interactive Exhibit" is the catchily titled The Road to Global Meltdown: Bush's Toxic Legacy on the Environment (From the makers of The Coordinates of Intergalactic Decimation: Vader's Debris-Making Legacy on Alderaan). It features a picture of a road, with little doors you can open to look at a Bush environmental policy. How cute! It's like a petting zoo for liberals.
The fellas and I were discussing a revolting porn site the other day called "The Bang Bus." You can imagine what happens on that bus. I think the Bush Bus would have done better to take a page from the Bang Bus, and make exhibits that show exactly how America was taken for a ride and, well, you know.
Caleb and his red-meat minions ought to be happy that a Bush Bus is even necessary, or that it even exists for people to ignore. America, led by the Democratic Congress, has given Bush a mulligan. I would let it drift if I was you.