Bill: Barack Ready On Day One

Bill rules. I wish he could run again.

READY FOR WHAT IS THE QUESTION.

Control Yourself, America: It's Convention Time
by Dave Barry

Monday, Aug. 25, 2008


The Democratic Party has gathered in Denver for what will be without question one of the most exciting political conventions in decades.

Granted, this is like saying that Moe was without question one of the smartest Stooges. The political conventions have been pointless and boring for years, culminating in 2004, when MSNBC, during its prime-time coverage of the Republican convention, broadcast 38 straight minutes of Chris Matthews snoring and drooling into his lap. (This got by far the highest ratings.)

It's hard to blame Sen. Clinton for being bitter. Here she is, the smartest human ever, PLUS she
spent all those years standing loyally behind Bill Clinton wearing uncomfortable panty hose (I mean that Hillary was, not Bill) (although there are rumors), PLUS she went to the trouble and expense of acquiring a legal residence in New York state so she could be a senator from there,

PLUS she assembled a team of nuclear-physicist-grade genius political advisers, PLUS she spent years going around to every dirtbag community in America explaining in detail her 23-point policy solutions for every single problem facing the nation including soybean blight. And after all that, she loses the nomination to a guy who has roughly the same amount of executive governmental experience as Hannah Montana. Hillary is like, "Are you KIDDING me?"

The Obama-Clinton tension is only one of the dramatic story lines developing in Denver. Another one is Obama's choice of running mate. Following days of feverish media speculation over a list of names that at one point included the late Hubert Humphrey and a probably fictional member of Congress named "Chet Edwards," Obama, in a bold move, went with the one name guaranteed to send an electric shock of electricity through the spinal cord of American politics: Joe Biden.

This choice not only virtually locks up Delaware's electoral vote (which it shares with Wyoming) but also buttresses the Obama team with one of the Senate's most vocal voices. Sen. Biden is scheduled to address the convention on Wednesday night from 8:48 p.m. until dawn.

Please, shoot me.

LETS SAY THAT ONE LINE AGAIN...

And after all that, she loses the nomination to a guy who has roughly the same amount of executive governmental experience as Hannah Montana. ROFL

NO WAY, NO HOW, NO OBAMA

I feel if Obama , is really a Citizen of the world.
He should be an American-African and not the other way around!
He has a chance to start a turn-around an American and a African second...
My heritage is Polish , I am an american!!
Koral

Obama is not ready to lead from day one...remember he needs on the job training.....Ready..McCain08

Bill also said if two candidates, one who made alot of promises but could carry none of them out or a candidate who made alot of promises but could carry half of them out for whom would you vote for?

I don't think Bill is a "lets let bygones be bygones"
kind of guy. He gave a good "Party Unity" speech for Obama that he is obligated to do as an ex-President.

I believe Hillary has NO intrest in seeing Obama win this election and have to wait eight years to run again.
Obama showed what a weak President he will be by giving away 3 of his four convention days to the Clintons for their support.
The Clintons will play nice for 'Party Unity' and to garner the good will and political support within the party Hillary will need when she runs for President again.

Respectfully,
Pete

It is NOT the Clintons' job to convince voters to vote for Hussein Obama.

During the primaries, all you Hussein Obama supporters RIDICULED the Clintons to no end. You never wanted them during the primaries, did you?

Now you need and want the Clintons b/c you finally realize Hussein Obama can't get elected on his own.

What hypocrites!!!!!!!!!

Endorsements don't count nearly as much as votes. And with all we know, Obama doesn't have Bill's.

UNfortunately, WRITING IN Hillary's name won't be that easy!

In order to *officially* WRITE IN Hillary's name (Nov. 08), there has to be paper work filed in all 50 states (NOT 57 states) to their respective Secretary of State Electors offices. So, she has to have electors back her and officially file the paper work .....deadline is - I think -October- for paper work on write ins. Otherwise, it won't be official and won't count.

Bottom line: CALL YOUR SECRETARY OF STATE ELECTIONS OFFICE--find out the rules!

Is sad to see a brilliant woman loose against a novice/rookie/stutter/slow/Obama...But thanks to the press and the weak American mentally citizens, {not in general}
I'm democrat but Clinton's speech had not reverse my mind...this time I will not vote for someone that I'm not happy.... I DON'T TRUST (OBAMA)

We all know your word is worth 2 cents. He lied to us then and he is still at it ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman,....").

Has He Lost His Mind?

“Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama's big speech on Thursday night will be delivered from an elaborate columned stage resembling a miniature Greek temple.

The stage, similar to structures used for rock concerts, has been set up at the 50-yard-line, the
midpoint of Invesco Field, the stadium where the Denver Broncos' National Football League team
plays.

Some 80,000 supporters will see Obama appear from between plywood columns painted off-white, reminiscent of Washington's Capitol building or even the White House, to accept the party's nomination for president.

He will stride out to a raised platform to a podium that can be raised from beneath the floor.”

Jacques-Louis David, Napoleon Crowning Himself Emperor Before the Pope, 1805. (Louvre)The Berlin folly -- in English.

The Superbowl Halftime Show -- without the game.

What's the finish? Maybe Obama’s got Zhang Yimou to do the hidden-rope trick, and have him lifted, Beijing-style, to the heavens when he’s done. Will he reappear three days later at the Bird’s Nest?

Or maybe he'll just do a Napoleon and coronate himself. By the time Napoleon made himself
emperor, he had won the Battles of Lodi, of Arcole, of Rivoli, of the Pyramids and of Marengo.

And had promugulated the Napoleonic Code. He had yet to write a single autobiography

I INTEND TO DIG OUT ALL OF THE STORIES ABOUT OBAMA ARROGANCE FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE TOMORROW.

IS THE CANDIDATE A JOKE OR WHAT

Emperor Obama’s Stage To Resemble A Greek Temple-In Honor of Enron Executives »

Using contributors’ money and much to the envy of all jailed Enron executives, Emperor Obama will have a stage tomorrow night that resembles a Greek Temple.–thereby sealing the suspicion that an Obama presidency would be one of Narcissism and decadence.

But then, who would expect any less from the preening, prancing, self-loving Lord Obama when he lowers himself to talk to the dirty masses?

DENVER (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s big speech on Thursday night will be delivered from an elaborate columned stage resembling a miniature Greek temple.

The stage, similar to structures used for rock concerts, has been set up at the 50-yard-line, the midpoint of Invesco Field, the stadium where the Denver Broncos’ National Football League team plays.

Some 80,000 supporters will see Obama appear from between plywood columns painted off-white, reminiscent of Washington’s Capitol building or even the White House, to accept the party’s nomination for president.

He will stride out to a raised platform to a podium that can be raised from beneath the floor.

No, the above statements are not satire.

I CAN'T QUIT LAUGHING

EMPEROR OBAMA WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE NATION AFTER HIS PERFORMANCE TOMORROW NIGHT...THE REPUBLICANS ARE SALIVATING AT ALL OF THE MATERIAL HE IS GIVING THEM LOL

President Bill Clinton did a good job tonight. He really did. The Clintons are standing strong despite what the media tried to build negativity between Obama and Hillary. Yes, there were hurt feelings. Yes, some supporters on both sides became angry with the other candidate. Yes, Bill did what any decent husband would do and that is take up for his wife. Obama stood up for his wife when the media tried to make her to be this odd person. BUT, after Bill Clinton's speech tonight, there's no longer a doubt in my mind that the democratic party can move on together and not divided as the republican party would love to see happen. Lets's do this. Ha, Ha, Ha!

Can you people step back and look at what is going on? You are all so anti-Obama that you cannot even see the gravity of what our country will become under McCain's rulership.Not leadership...he will not lead us as a nation, he will control our nation. Unfortunatly everytime i meet a McCain supporter you all have the same remarks...OH were scared of him......He has a strange name..........He has no experience.......all the bull that the media is feeding to you.No one is commenting on the lack of experience of our current president. If you dont know the facts,then it is your obligation as an american to find out the truth...if you don't know who Obama is then go to Obama's website and find out who he is and then if you do not like what you read you will at least have a honest reason to complain...God Bless Obama and family and God Bless our troops

sue10:08PMAug 27th 2008

It is NOT the Clintons' job to convince voters to vote for Hussein Obama.

During the primaries, all you Hussein Obama supporters RIDICULED the Clintons to no end. You never wanted them during the primaries, did you?

Now you need and want the Clintons b/c you finally realize Hussein Obama can't get elected on his own.

What hypocrites!!!!!!!!!
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I agree.

And Americans love Bill Clinton so will cheer for him but then will go out and vote for John McCain as the better choice.

Obama's kind of change is definitely not something we need in this country -- not if we want our country to remain intact.

NOW, BILL CLINTON DID HIS DUTY,
TIME TO LEAVE OBAMA TO SINK ALONE..
BIDEN'S SPEECH WAS AS BORING AS THE MAN.,.
I HATE THE DNC CONVENTION THIS YEAR
AMERICA IS TUNED OUT--NOT LISTENING
IF GEORGE BUSH VIES AGAIAN, HE WILL BEAT OBAMAM..AS THINGS STAND.
OBAMA PEAKED TOO SOON--
CAME IN AS A MESSIAH AND NOW HE IS LIKE THE REST OF US..

TJ, SAYING ENOUGH OF THIS CHARADE.

NO MATTER how pretty the speaches are, I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN what the DNC did to Hillary.

The DNC stole Hillarys votes, gave them to Obama. The DNC re-assigned peoples votes to Obama. The DNC denied the American voters to have their votes counted. There is NO WAY IN HELL i would ever support their nominee Obama.

By the way, I have not forgotten that Barak Hussein Obama was born muslim, that he sat 20 years listening to Anti American slander by his beloved Rev. Jeremiah and that he has surrounded himself by Americas enemies, the down and dirty Chicago lot.

NO, I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN.

AMERICAN HERO JOHN MCCAIN GETS MY VOTE. THIS IS ANOTHER DEMOCART IN EXILE VOTING MCCAIN IN NOVEMBER.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.

Ball-Rack will stroll out on his Temple Stage, and "Blawh..Blawh..Blawh"..Then with the Snake-Oil sold to his Vipers he will suddenly Vanish (Poof) in a puff of smoke... It's the mirror act of the year... Then there will be a Vapor of Steam floating through the air that will make thousands Faint in their seats "Lead by his Brother "TOMMY OBAMA, AKA, TOMMY CRISTOPHER....