Apparently, you can make this stuff up.

The Weekly World News
is reporting that, shortly before her nomination as GOP Vice Presidential candidate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin successfully completed an aerial assault on Bigfoot:
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as "a sexy librarian shooting out the side." Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.
The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska. Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin's trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle.
Ordinarily, I would regard a story like this with unmitigated skepticism, but considering the National Enquirer's new-found
street cred, and the existence of photographic evidence, I might have to re-evaluate.
Some may shake their heads and insist that Bigfoot is nothing but a myth, and to them I say, "It
takes one..."
Tommy Christopher co-hosts "Unusable Signal",on BlogTalkRadio, every Tues and Thurs at 9pm, Wed, Fri, and Sat at 11pm. (Eastern) Click here for the Unusable Signal homepage.
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