McCain Addresses 'My Fellow Prisoners'

The McCainite prisoners are upset. They don't know what to do. They look at McCain like he is the Mighty Casey. They must feel like they are in Muddville. As the days go by there is no joy in McCainville prison because the Mighty McCain is striking out.

DEBATE-1-Obama v. McCain-Obama Wins. Senator Obama looked and acted presidential and won the debate. McCain looked and acted like a grumpy old grinch.

DEBATE-2-Obama v. McCain-Obama Wins. Senator Obama looked and acted presidential and won the debate. McCain looked and acted like a grumpy old grinch.

DEBATE-Biden v. Palin-Biden Wins. Senator Biden looked and acted Vice Presidential and won the debate. Palin looked and acted like she was trying out for Saturday Night Live.

Recent quips.

Sarah Palin thinks that the Flintstones was a documentary.

Sarah Palin's speach at the Republican convention reminded me of Gidget speaking to the Reichstag.

Sarah Palin = Moose-alini and her squawking points.

John McCain = Grampy McSame, Poopdeck Pappy, McCranky

Does anybody have more? All in good fun of course. I particularly like the Gidget one.

IT JUST SHOWS HOW SICK THIS COUNTRY IS RIGHT NOW.TO EVEN CONSIDER OBAMA BIN BIDEN AS OUR NEXT LEADERS,JUST AMAZING HOW STUPID AND IGNORANT AND GULLABLE YOU IDIOTS ARE !

Why doesn't Barack Hussein Obama 'allow' people to address him by his full name--because it really does identify him. Barack Hussein Obama & Oprah Winfrey are the two most RACIST people I have ever heard. He says in a magazine article that the REASON he got into politics was when he first heard about apartheid in Africa. Now-that is all well & good--but--what does it have to do with being the President of the United States of America? He does NOT put Americans first--he puts his heritage first--& that is not a reason to be a President of the USA.

MCCAIN IS SUFFERING FROM AN UNTREATED CASE OF POST TRAMATIC DISORDER MY FELLOW PRISONERS. HE LOOKED TIRED AND UNSTEADY LAST NIGHT IN THE DEBATE. OBAMA LOOK STRONG AND CONFIDENT.

who cares about rev write how about the bin laden ties to bush. why not bring up mccains ties in the snl scandal. why not push for a real investigation into 9/11 and see who is rely behind it all. the fact point out inside job not less then 20 men with box cutters. where was the wreckedge of both the plane at the pentegon and in penn. do your research and turn off your fox news there is nothing fair or ballenced on that channel.

McCain is so desparate that he has to resort to distorting facts and name calling.McCain looks so un-presidential in the debates. He could have picked a responsible V.P. candidate, but another maverick had to do. His own party did not know McCain was picking a person so lacking in education, and now have to try to present her as best they can. Carl Rove is burning the midnight oil.

i think McClain's ideas suck

don't vote 4 him
look at him , to me he looks like him is about to die

look at obama young and heathy

VOTE OBAMA!

Christopher Weber
I think perhaps you would best serve the American people if you would talk about a more important subject like the voter fraud that is going on in the key battle states that conviently Obama is pulling ahead in.

Seems to me Acorn has done some really dirty under handed schems to get Obama elected! It has become quite clear that the only way Obama is going to win this election, is for Democrates and Obama lovers to try and steal this election by unfair practices!

Why is it that NO ONE is talking or asking questions about this? Or for that matter any of the other clouds that hang over Obamas head?

What a diservice you and people like YOU do to our Nation! Gads, be a man and step up to the plate and really talk about what matters. GOT THE GUTS????

Watch my lips, stupid!!!! IT'S THE ECONOMY!!! This election is about us, the people who have lost their homes, their jobs, their income, their retirement nest eggs and cannot now retire. This election is about corporate hogs that have fattened themselves on our sweat and in so doing they have destroyed the worlds greatest economy. This election is about hundreds of thousands of our jobs sent below the border and overseas so corporations can exploit cheap labor and escape work place safety laws. This election is about hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens pouring across our borders and depressing wages and an administration that refuses to stop the inflow; it's about the US Attorney prosecuting and imprisoning our Border Patrol Agents for defending themselves against drug dealers who are smuggling poison into our country. This election is about a President who looked into our faces and lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction and used those lies as a foundation to fight a trumped up oil war that has cost the lives of thousands of sons ans and daughters. It is nothing short of amazing that in the face of this kind of lying and economic devastation many of us are still dredging up old, outdated lies and innuendo and using this disinformation to justify our decisions. The truth is many of us can't see anything but a white man in the White House and we will grab at any straw to support our twisted logic. Why don't we just roll up our tents and let John McCain and his Republican cronies take what little we have left? You may want to elect to office the very people that have robbed you blind but I for one, will have no part of it. I am voting for Obama; we need a change or none of us will survive.

Who cares why Obama got into politics. I think it's good he did it because of apartheid (when was that -- twenty years ago?).

Yes, his name is Barack Hussein Obama, and he is different enough to possibly squeak some change into Washington. Certainly John McCain won't, and his shrew VP will simply tolerate the rest of America. How good of her. Imagine if she were to become President. Heaven help us all, and the world.

And when did Obama ever tell people they couldn't address him by his full name? That's crazy talk.

Mary, do you go my your full name? I think your implication is that Hussein is a Muslim name and that Barack Obama is seriously a secret Muslim terrorist. Ok, to tell you the truth I'm willing to take that risk after the way the Republicans have run this country into the ground. Because you know what? There is such a thing as impeachment for a reason, if your paranoid fantasy were really true. At which point Biden becomes president, not too bad. On the other hand, there's the treason/secessionist ticket that we could vote for. We know McCain ratted out his country (under torture, of course, but it's still a fact, and now he supports torture). We also know Palin attended a secessionist meeting in Alaska, and her husband was a card carrying member. Who hates my fellow prisoners - I mean America? Hmmm?

McCain has spent drawing on his POW days, but covering up his release by never mentioning the American POWs he left in Hanoi. The ones that today are still listed as MIA.

As for Cindy McCain's "chill" that her son is in Iraq, and in harm's way. He wouldn't be there if McCain wasn't a war monger.

I am appreciative of John McCain's service to the country but don't believe this is a valid reason to make him president. My brother served in the Korean War, two stints in the Vietnam War, is deceased now because of this but he didn't constantly remind everyone of his service, in fact, he didn't even mention it. John Kerry was treated horribly after he volunteered for the Vietnam War and returned to protest it so that more Americans would not be killed fighting for big business. Now the Iraq war is the same, making companies like Halliburton rich. Senator McCain spent his life in this arena and knows nothing else hence his backing of unnecessary wars. Think twice when voting, is it worth all the innnocent lives lost?

Reporters, you are not sinking McCain with your ignorant reporting,as much as you are destroying America. You scorn a man who has spent his life for America and praise a man, Obama, who has been surrounded by Arabs since college beginning with his Pakistan roommates, who are his internet fundraisers. An Arab billionaire gave money to help Obama get a home near Wm. Ayers, and to get into the Senate. His associations with the Acorn group, work underhandedly in more ways than we can count. Michelle's boss is from Iran and his advisor. What does she advise? Maybe, how to get Iran's president in New York to speak to the destruction of Israel?? He said, "Israel was like an old tree waiting for a big storm. Muslims prepare to unite for the destruction of Zionism." This threat is not just against Israel but all of those not Islamic. Why did Obama pull in Frank Raines who received $90 million in six years from Fannie Mae? Let's hear some news on these issues. How many other questionable characters will he pull into important positions that endanger our freedoms. He has outspent McCain by $7million on advertising. Where is he getting all this money???

Dear John,

I know, things look pretty bad. But I have an idea. Why don't you switch places with Sarah? You know she is dying to be in your shoes, 'in charge'. Think of the benefits of the switch.

She young and cute; don't take this the wrong way, but you are neither. She does not know anything, so she would still need to call you during the day to ask you for the answers. The base LOVES her; you, it's not exactly the same, if you know what I mean. She can smile and debate at the same time; you have demonstrated to the whole country that you can't, even for the life of you. And, as you said it yourself, she is a MAVERICK too! So, the way I see it, it's all gain for you, for the country (of course, that comes first, we all know that).

So, John, don't let your ego stand in the way. Do this FOR THE COUNTRY; make of your 'Special Announcements' to tell the country that you are switching places. If you do this, the Party will thank you forever.

Cheers,
HardCoreRepublican

Mary has a point. With a common name like Barack Obama, a lot of people think he's Irish.

I believe there are good hard working Republicans that support McCain, I support Obama and we can disagree. This post is not for them but instead for those who post racist items which are yesterday.

If you live in a hate filled world where everyone who is different than you is less than equal, I believe you have every right to be paranoid. This may be the last national election where you have significant influence.

If half of the majority group and all the minority groups disagree with you, where does that leave you. The country is not going back to sexism or segregation.

America is heading for tomorrow it will be lonely if you stay in yesterday.

@We All Have A Voice:

How on earth can you talk about voter fraud without talking about Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004?!? Are you kidding me?!? You think the dems, after complaining about those two losses due to voter fraud, would stoop to those levels? How about Voter Role Purging? How about taking the voting machines home before an election, or blocking access to the polls in poor neighborhoods? How about locking down and throwing away the paper trail voting receipts in key districts in 2004? All dirty politics done by the repubs for over a decade. Remember Nixon's CREEP? It didn't stop with that criminal. I don't trust the repubs as far as I can throw them.

"I think perhaps you would best serve the American people if you would talk about a more important subject like the voter fraud that is going on in the key battle states that conv[en]iently Obama is pulling ahead in."

McCain I am not your friend.

I have a question McCain, why did you leave really quick after the debate?

Let me guess you Don't like to mingle with the middle- class.....