'Hustler' magazine has released "Who's Nailin' Paylin," a porn movie inspired by Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. The clip below is PG-rated, safe for work, and really just kind of sets up the plot.
There are a number of ways to approach this. Outrage is a good one. My position (sorry) on pornography is that I, personally, don't enjoy it, but what consenting adults do, on film or otherwise, is their own business in a free country. I think that if our culture didn't view sex as such a taboo subject, there would be a lot less exploitation in the field.
Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler, would probably like nothing more than to stir up outrage over this. The fact that Palin is a married mother of five makes this a pretty classless move, but hey, it's Hustler.
As for the clip itself, "Serra Paylin" is no Tina Fey. The only thing I ever like about porn movies are the titles, and they blew that chance. I would have gone with "Veep Throat," or "Sarah Does Saskatoon," but that's just me.
Take your pick. Tell me how this is the end of civilization as we know it, or give me a better title, or just your favorite porn movie title.
Tommy Christopher co-hosts "Unusable Signal",on BlogTalkRadio, Tues through Thurs at 10pm, and Fri, and Sat at 11pm. (Eastern) Click here for the Unusable Signal homepage.
My two fave porn titles are "A Shot in the Mouth" and "Regarding Heinie," both for their off-the-wall sources material.
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oldlady USA
8:42PM Oct 21st 2008
Hockey Mom's House Party ....
Movin' the Moose ....
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Jess from Ohio
8:48PM Oct 21st 2008
"Arma-get-it-on" It sounds better out loud- a spoof of Armageddon. Or "Star Whores".
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Fred Morrow
8:59PM Oct 21st 2008
What has this world come to ? I guess anything to make a buck goes in this day and age. Some of the things that are written about the candidates is digging in the bottom of the barrel, how low can you get. How would you like it if it was your mother, sister that people talked about like that,you would be so angry you would want to kill so why don't you knock it off and become a civilized human being.
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Le Wilhelm
9:28PM Oct 21st 2008
If someone did that to Obama and threw in a racist tone. YOu'd be outraged. Oh you'd grab your family jewels and screech like a castrated pig Tommy. But do it to a Republican woman in a grotesque sexist fashion and you think it's cute. Think Tommy boys suffers from a lack of consistency.
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JadedJayde
9:40PM Oct 21st 2008
What about a plain & simple "Sarah Sucks" Just to be unpartisan, you should think of catchy tittles for the other candidates. Like maybe "Obama's Big O" or "Beddin Biden" I can't even think of one for McCain. Maybe a Viagra commercial with his voice saying " I'm John McCain and I approve of this message"
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shelia9901
9:48PM Oct 21st 2008
I think it's great. If she can't take the heat, then she needs to get out if the race.
What about a plain & simple "Sarah Sucks" Just to be unpartisan, you should think of catchy tittles for the other candidates. Like maybe "Obama's Big O" or "Beddin Biden" I can't even think of one for McCain. Maybe a Viagra commercial with his voice saying " I'm John McCain and I approve of this message"
What in the world is this disgusting story doing on AOL. This is one sick writer who must have been abandoned by his mother and father at birth.
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DPB
11:13PM Oct 21st 2008
Come on.... why stick up for her.. she goes around calling Obama a moslem and then cries because the media is picking on her religion. btw this is hysterical
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SCOT
11:22PM Oct 21st 2008
IN THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN...HERE IS OBAMAS TAX PLAN IN A NUT SHELL. IMAGINE YOU HAVE 100 CHILDREN FOR TRICK OR TREAT. OBAMA WILL HAVE 5 OF THEM GET DRESSED IN COSTUMES AND SEND THEM OUT TO COLLECT CANDY. AT THE END OF THE EVENING .THE 5 CHILDREN SENT OUT COLLECTING MUST GIVE THE MAJORITY OF THEIR CANDY TO THE 95 WHO SAT AROUND. WATCHING TV , PLAYING ALL EVENING AND COLLECTING NO CANDY...IS THAT FAIR ??? THAT IS OBAMA "SPREADING THE WEALTH AROUND". SOCIALISIM AT IT'S VERY BEST. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU. BUT I ALWAYS LIKED TO BE ABLE TO EAT ALL OF MY CANDY.
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pat lynch
11:22PM Oct 21st 2008
Sex,behind closed doors, by two willing adults is not a crime.When a scum bag like Larry Flint makes a porn movie to embarress someone like Sarah Palin that;s crossing the line.I would like to shove Flint down a flight of 50 stairs,while he is in his wheel chair.
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pat lynch
11:25PM Oct 21st 2008
Sex between to willing adults is not a crime,but when a scumbag,like Larry Flint makes a porn movie to embarress someone like Sarah Palin that;s crossing the line.I would like to push Flint down a flight of 50 stairs while he is in his wheel chair.
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JimZac1
11:29PM Oct 21st 2008
Tommy, You are such a class act! It would be fun to meet you some time. Please, wear a big, bright name tag!
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misty
11:34PM Oct 21st 2008
I'm still addicted to stupid. HELP!
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Mrs. T.
12:29AM Oct 22nd 2008
This is the most outrageous form of sexism! Sarah Palin has conducted herself in a very appropriate, classy, lady like way. She does not deserve to be besmerched like this! This is the kind of thing that should get taxed to the gills! The company that produces this smut, the actress, the people who view this movie...let all of them get taxed at a "special rate" one that accounts for exploiting a very decent human being! 75% sounds good to me! An incentive not to produce this garbage is the best thing! TAX, tax, tax.
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Mrs. T.
12:41AM Oct 22nd 2008
The most shocking thing to me on all of these blogs---women attacking Sarah Palin with so many low blows. Whether a woman agrees with Sarah Palin or not, she should be respected. Women should be backing other woman, I'm not saying you have to vote for a woman. It is perfectly possible to disagree with someone and not try to destroy them! Women---This is a step in the right direction for all women. Having the Republican party choose a woman for a Presidential ticket is a big deal! Women should support other women, just because it helps all of us when doors are opened and walls are taken down. Women are the harshest on other women and it's unnecessary and doesn' help any woman!
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jewel
1:17AM Oct 22nd 2008
NOTHING SHOCKS ME COMING FROM LOWLIFE DEMONS! ENJOY HELL! IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS HURT. BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lori
1:23AM Oct 22nd 2008
I didn't think people in this Country could stoop any lower than they already have....guess I was wrong. I must be old fashion because I believe people should be respected. It's not the Government bringing this County down, it's the people themselves.