We're All 'Joe the Plumber' Now!

Joe the Plumber stood up John the Candidate today in Ohio. I guess he was busy being shown around Nashville by his new best friend, Hank Williams, Jr. You see, Joe, as was reported this week, has parlayed his 15-minutes of fame into a country music recording contract, negotiated by his brand new agent. The first single, "President Obama Wants to Destroy Israel" should be released by inauguration day. Well, never mind. Who needs you, anyway, Joe? We'll fix our own toilets from here on out.