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Taking into consideration the already palpable excitement in Wolf Blitzer's As Mr. Blitzer says, "You've never seen anything like this on television." And, except for 35 years ago on "Star Trek," he's absolutely right.
[WARNING: This is just a hologram]:
So, was this the lamest election night gimmick of all time? Vote now!
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B. Brandon Barker's writing has appeared in Global City Review, The Year's Best Fantasy & Horror (St. Martin's Press), Verbicide, The Feed and online at McSweeney's. He's also the author of the novel Operation Emu. A graduate of Sarah Lawrence College, he was born in England, raised in Arkansas and now lives in Virginia.Related Articles
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bob
10:57AM Nov 5th 2008
Wait...I thought Wolf was the hologram...
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Rias10
3:03PM Nov 5th 2008
To the McCainites.
President-Elect Obama is not a terrorist, socialist, communist or any of the other names that you have come up with. President-Elect Obama is actually from another planet and the leader of the Borg, a pseudo-race of cyborgs. In fact all of us that supported President-Elect Obama are Borg.
McCainites, resistance is futile. You will be assimilated into the Obama collective. Your leader McCain was assimilated before he gave his concession speech. That is why he agreed to work with President-Elect Obama.
President-Elect Obama is not a terrorist, socialist, communist or any of the other names that you have come up with. President-Elect Obama is actually from another planet and the leader of the Borg, a pseudo-race of cyborgs. In fact all of us that supported President-Elect Obama are Borg.
McCainites, resistance is futile. You will be assimilated into the Obama collective. Your leader McCain was assimilated before he gave his concession speech. That is why he agreed to work with President-Elect Obama.
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(0) Clif Kuplen
6:11PM Nov 5th 2008
McCainites, resistance is futile.
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also years too late. Did you forget he defeated the cluster mate of Seven of Nine so badly they had to send Keyes of the Jerkoffian galaxy to do battle, and he was roundly defeated in formal combat?
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also years too late. Did you forget he defeated the cluster mate of Seven of Nine so badly they had to send Keyes of the Jerkoffian galaxy to do battle, and he was roundly defeated in formal combat?
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(0) not-pboyfloyd
8:56PM Nov 5th 2008
Well, they don't want the Christodumfukians to be thinking that she was CLONED now.
Am I right or what?
Am I right or what?
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(0) Clif Kuplen
10:56PM Nov 5th 2008
Well, they don't want the Christodumfukians to be thinking that she was CLONED now.
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hey, no Cloned! True christians don't believe in genetics!
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hey, no Cloned! True christians don't believe in genetics!
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(0) Deidre
2:10PM Nov 6th 2008
Okay, this may make me a total nerd, but this is not a Star Trek thing. The communication with the 3D hologram is a Star Wars thing, though they did mimick "beaming" her in like Star Trek. Also, they've had Star Trek series on the air a lot more recently than 35 years ago, and they all had the beam ins, but very few 3D hologram communications, and those were all alien technology, never Federation. If he and hos fact checkers can't even get that much straight (it's not possible that he doesn't know even one Trkkie), then what other, possibly more important facts did he foul up?
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