Barack Obama and John McCain to Only Talk About Stuff They Agree On

According to Ben Smith at Politico, President elect Barack Obama and octogenarian John McCain are going to be discussing only the following completely non-controversial agenda items in their meeting today.

-Climate change
-Ethics reform
-National service
-What a great guy John McCain is

Fortunately hyper-partisans Lindsey Graham and Rahm Emanuel will be on hand for some potential comic relief.