Sarah Palin Can Buy 35,175 iPhones

According to Times Online (via HuffPo) Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is looking at a likely book deal that will get her upwards of $7 Million.

That is a lot of walking around money for a simple hockey mom from Wasilla, and will likely give her the confidence she needs to make it through another Katie Couric interview.

But what would someone like down-to-earth Sarah Palin do with $7 Million? Here are a few things she can now afford:

3 Alaskan Governor's jets

23 of those crazy dresses Cindy McCain wore to the RNC

46 $150,000 shopping sprees

28 Theoretical Joe the Plumbers

175 actual Joe the Plumbers

15,555,555 cans of Diet Dr. Pepper

2% of a Bridge to Nowhere