Update: Writing one political article about Star Trek is challenging, to say the least. Caleb and I have now written four.
We had so much fun doing the first two of these that we decided to turn the premise inside-out, and populate the Star Trek universe with figures from this year's election season. Even funnier, and with lots of hee-larious pictures, these are the funniest Star Trek political stories you're gojng to read this year.
So, go ahead and watch the new trailer again, then join us to boldly go where no blog has gone before.
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You can all go ahead and sing the theme song, we'll wait.
There's a brand-new trailer out for the next Star Trek movie, and you can scarcely imagine the quickening of pulse that this caused around here. Somewhere between Chris Matthews' feeling up the leg, and National Reviewer Rich Lowry's wink-induced couch posturing. Caleb and I just had to write about it.
You may wonder what, in the name of Rigel 7, does Star Trek have to do with politics? Well, set your phasers on "Wonk," and get ready to be beamed up to the imaginations of Caleb Howe and Tommy Christopher, as we answer that age-old question.
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With every high level appointment that R o b i n Da’ H o o d makes to his cabinet or the federal courts, the MANIPULATION and DEGRADATION of the Constitution BEGINS after 19 Jan 2009. He will walk in calmly, speaking softly "in a fatherly tone" (Media explanation of nonsense) to give the Citizens of this country comfort and a feeling of security. Yea Right. We Are In Tra-Booo. Case Law will rule, whereas the Courts will Impose Laws on We Da' People! 1443 Days Until The Concurrent and Upcoming Nightmare ENDS! It was bad enough when Bubba-Ya and Darth Vader did it for the last 8 years, NOW it’s BOHICA time AGAIN! Bend Over Here It Comes Again = BOHICA
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missmalevolent
4:54PM Nov 19th 2008
I believe I had an orgasm.
That movie better not suck...or I'm breaking stuff.
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PCL
5:10PM Nov 19th 2008
missmalevolent4:54PMNov 19th 2008 I believe I had an orgasm.
That movie better not suck...or I'm breaking stuff. ---------------------------------------------------------- Now that's funny. And I agree!
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Joe the Matter-Antimatter Chamber Repairman
5:39PM Nov 19th 2008
From the look of the age of the actors, this movie looks less like "Star Trek" and more like "Junior Space Cadets". Couldn't they find any adults to play Kirk and Spock?
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PCL
6:20PM Nov 19th 2008
Joe the Matter-Antimatter Chamber Repairman5:39PMNov 19th 2008 From the look of the age of the actors, this movie looks less like "Star Trek" and more like "Junior Space Cadets". Couldn't they find any adults to play Kirk and Spock? --------------------------------------------------------- I'm still laughing at your name--that is so cool.
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Tom C.
7:00PM Nov 19th 2008
Say it ain't so Joe! They didn't want 'adults', Kirk and Spock are supposed to be in or right out of the Academy.
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Diana
12:27AM Nov 20th 2008
missmalevolent 11/19/08 4:52PM
I believe I had an orgasm.
That movie better not suck...or I'm breaking stuff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Time for a cold shower, babe.....or a blumkin. LOL.
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coymoy
5:54AM Nov 20th 2008
If Obama's cabinet takes their cues from Star Trek ... we're in good shape. Who doesn't like Star Trek?
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Thomas
1:17PM Nov 20th 2008
I don't know what the hell this all means. But Lenord Nimoy would be the last person Obama Picks. why is polotics bebrought into the star trek Universe anyway. this is why we all have to work together. obam asurroding himself woth poeple he trust. and quite frankly so should we. Obama is our hope. an ddon't bring up polotics in this blog ever again and I agree, this Movie better not suck.
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trekfox
1:15PM Nov 20th 2008
We could do A LOT worse than Gene Roddenberry's utopian vision of the future. A world were money and hunger no longer exist. A united Earth who are only bigoted against real live aliens. THINK ABOUT IT.
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carol
1:22PM Nov 20th 2008
hey ajm..you are an idiot. for 8 years your bush and cheney have crapped on the laws of this country. slapped the forefathers in the head with the constitution and screwed the people. you have the gaul to say anything about obama? you better get a clue fool...
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Luise
1:32PM Nov 20th 2008
It looks like we'll have a secon Clinton Cabinet.Most of the GUYS worked for Bill Clinton in the good old days. I didnt vote for Obama but I kinda believe we were going to have " CHANGE:. dont see it so far. And all these leaks are unforgivable: is this kind of stuff that the White House will be for the next 4 years?
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mike drake
1:34PM Nov 20th 2008
you call this change* change from bad to worse. same old bunch of liberals same old liberal jibberish. you want somthing done? hire a republican.
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Jeff Truttier
1:43PM Nov 20th 2008
The best for Homeland Security is obviously Lt. Worf from The Next Generation (the Chief of Security on the USS Enterprise-D. With Worf in charge our country would be very safe. The job of Secretary of State should obviously go to Sarek of Vulcan (Spocks father) his hundreds of years experience of diplomacy is obviously a no-brainer! The job of Attorney General is also a no-brainer: Sam Cogly who defended Captain Kirk in the Orignal Series.
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Barbara
1:38PM Nov 20th 2008
trekfox: wasn't there only dislike for harmful aliens? i recall they always sought peaceful means of exchange... no pre-judgement at all
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Kevin
1:54PM Nov 20th 2008
These actors SUCK! The Captain Kirk character is all wrong, wrong, wrong! What made Shatner's portrayal so effective was his experience playing Alexander the great on broadway. He brought that characterization to the Kirk role, which then made Kirk into the dynamic character we came to know. This guy seems more like Tom cruise from Top Gun! The jury is out on the Spock portrayal here. Not enough details from the clips, but the initial impression is NOT good! I've seen every Star Trek movie, and i think every Star Trek episode from every Trek based series. I won't be seeing this until I read the reviews. A shame if they blew it! I'm hopeing they didn't.
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Tommy Christopher
2:17PM Nov 20th 2008
Jeff,
I guess you missed the memo. Unlike Caleb Howe, I confine my discussion of Star Trek to REAL Star trek, not pretenders like TNG. Why watch that show, when they can just undo everything at the end with the holodeck or Q?
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Clark Kent
2:28PM Nov 20th 2008
I do hope that he picks a person that will make every attempt to hold the Bush adminastration accountable for the MANY CRIMES they commited against the US Constitution, the American people, and the world in general.
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Voice of Reason
2:37PM Nov 20th 2008
i am a huge Trekkie & the promo looks awesome!
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steve
2:56PM Nov 20th 2008
OBAMA NEVER HAD A CLUE, HIS PAST RECORD SHOWN THAT HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF, HILLARY WAS CORRECT, FOR AMERICANS TO CHECK OBAMAS RECORD DURNING HIS SHORT TIME, ONE HUNDRED WEEKS,AND AMERICANS VOTED FOR HIM, IF THEY ONLY DID LIKE HILLARY SAID, THEY WOULD BE SHOCKED, CHICAGO SUM TIMES MARCH 13,2008, JUST SOME OF OBAMA WORK THAT HURTED 365 LOWER INCOME BLACK HOUSING,,MEDIA REPORTS OBAMA HAS PROBLEMS WITH MANY ISSUE'S FOR EXSAMPLE, RIGHT TO LIFE, OBAMA VOTED NO TWICE,,SHOWS HE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU NEED MEDICAL HELP, HE RATHER YOU DIE,,,THE REAL TOPPER OBAMA VOTED 94 TIMES TO RAISE AMERICANS TAXES, WERE BUSH DIDN'T FOR EIGHT YEARS, NEVER RAISED THEM, KEPT IT THE SAME,,OBAMA DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE WERE TO GO, OR HOW TO PUT IT IN LEGISATION,,OBAMA NEVER WROTE ONE FORM OF LEGISATION IN HIS SHORT TIME AS SENATOR. MEDIA REPORTS MANY COLLEGES WISHED THEY COULD TAKE THERE VOTE BACK,,,WERE IS THE FBI AT WITH ACORN...VOTER FRAUD,,,OBAMA FRAUD BY SENDING THEM A DONATION FOR 250,000 DOLLARS..ANOTHER O J SIMPSON ON AMERICANS THATS ALL HE IS....AMERICANS HAVE SEEN THIS, BEING CALLED ALL KINDS OF NAME FROM OBAMA,,,THERE SHOCKED...