Barack Obama Sells Out His Terrorist Supporters

Like all Barack Obama voters, I consider myself a Terrorist, even if I don't really have the time and energy to commit much Terrorism these days. All I've really managed, lately, was sort of smirking at the car ahead of me in the Starbucks drive-thru the other day, because the car had a Sarah Palin bumper sticker.

But it's not really the job of the voter to actually do the stuff -- I support all the various wars in Iran or whatever, but that doesn't mean I have to go join the Marines!

When we vote, we are saying that we expect our leaders to do the things we like, but using other people to do those things. This is why Obama's cabinet choices so far are deeply disconcerting to those who expected a Domestic Terrorist inside the White House.

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When Obama's first hire was announced, Rahm Emanuel was described as "a terror." I must've gotten like a half-dozen text messages, all with some form of "High Five!" (in Arabic). But then it turns out Emanuel is just some guy in Congress. And then it turned out he used to be an Israeli Soldier, in Israel, which is the exact opposite of terrorist! WTF?

Next up, the Secretary of State. All of us Obama voters were rooting for Osama bin Laden -- this is what Barack promised us! -- but nobody would've complained too much if Kim Jong Il or whoever runs Africa got the job. Instead, we're told Hillary Clinton will be this country's chief diplomat. You know, the candidate of the bitter white people?

Then we heard rumblings about Obama's choices to run the economy, all tragically confirmed today. I was hoping for Louis Farrakhan, obviously, but the names being put out there were just the names of various old white guys and economics experts, from America. Exactly how is that supposed to "change" America to African-Islamic Communism-Fascism?

Instead of sending his children to Indonesia to attend a Pakistani madrassa -- which is also not allowed, because his children are females who must wear burqas -- Barack Obama has announced he'll send his daughters to the same elitist private school where all the rich white politicians send their kids. And it's a Quaker school, too, which is a form of Jesus worship invented by Richard Nixon.

The final nail in the coffin of our hoped-for Islamic Terrorist Revolution? Obama tells the media he is looking for a church to attend, in Washington. A church, as in "Christian church." Disgusting. Excuse me, President-Elect Sellout, but we sent you to Washington to attend a mosque -- and then to blow up Washington, from within the mosque and/or the White House

Ken Layne is the managing editor of Wonkette, but he has applied for a job as "junior assistant terrorist" with the Obama Administration.


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