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Now Hear This: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut
For the next few weeks, fans of Ann Coulter--anyone?--will have to rely on Lindsay Lohan to provide mind-bioggling sound bites.Because of a nasty fall last month, says the New York Post's Page Six, the 46-year-old will have her jaw wired shut.
News is scant at the moment, but Page Six writes, "WE HEAR...THAT although we didn't think it would be possible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reactionary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut..."
Enjoy the silence while you can. She'll be back in a few weeks to record the audio for her latest book, The New Ann Coulter.
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sharonshocker
12:18PM Nov 25th 2008
Thank GOD! Too bad her mouth can't stay wired shut. The world would be a better place if her hateful invective never polluted the airwaves again.
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Bill In Illinois
12:25PM Nov 25th 2008
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person....
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(-1) bill dwyer
12:28PM Nov 25th 2008
Bush is on the way out,Obasma is on the way in, and the BITCH has her mouth wired shut.MY MY MY ,WHAT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
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(1) joe
12:29PM Nov 25th 2008
There IS a god!!!!
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(1) joe
12:30PM Nov 25th 2008
I don't wish pain or injury on anyone but I will enjoy the quiet.
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(1) Bill
12:33PM Nov 25th 2008
Fuck all you Liberal cock sucking baterds......OBAMA.....SUCKS!!!!!!!
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(-1) sharonshocker
12:38PM Nov 25th 2008
Wow, Bill. You're quite articulate. Bet you love Ann, don't you?
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(1) KilgoreTrout XL
12:37PM Nov 25th 2008
Yeah, they're definitely baterds! Baterds I tell you.
But Bill, why the ellipses /after/ Obama? Were you unsure as to whether he "SUCKS!!" or simply "GETS FILATED!!"?
/cue Bill going to look up that word on his work computer, subsequently getting fired.
But Bill, why the ellipses /after/ Obama? Were you unsure as to whether he "SUCKS!!" or simply "GETS FILATED!!"?
/cue Bill going to look up that word on his work computer, subsequently getting fired.
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(-1) RustyShackleford
12:41PM Nov 25th 2008
Now if only Rachel Maddow would fall. Not to be seriously injured- just enough to wire her jaw shut for awhile.
Coulter is a little over-the-top, but then again, so is Carville.
Coulter is a little over-the-top, but then again, so is Carville.
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(0) Bas
12:40PM Nov 25th 2008
KilgoreTrout XL - dang you for making me spray soda on my computer screen!
As to Ann Coulter, I thought she died months ago and they were just propping her corpse up on t.v.
As to Ann Coulter, I thought she died months ago and they were just propping her corpse up on t.v.
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(0) MichiganGuy005
12:45PM Nov 25th 2008
I guess we won't have the voice of truth for the next few weeks.
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(-1) PCL
12:45PM Nov 25th 2008
KilgoreTroutXL:
You are too damn funny--loved your post! Happy Thanksgiving to all you clever posters--you make my day!
You are too damn funny--loved your post! Happy Thanksgiving to all you clever posters--you make my day!
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(1) Phyllis Kunz
12:46PM Nov 25th 2008
Ann is outrageous at times, but in my
opinion she is not brilliant or a gadfly,
just mouthy. I do hope she is on the
mend soon, however.
Phyllis Kunz
opinion she is not brilliant or a gadfly,
just mouthy. I do hope she is on the
mend soon, however.
Phyllis Kunz
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(0) jessi
12:48PM Nov 25th 2008
WOW BILL,NOT GETTING ANY LATELY?... heheeee.ANN COULTER,I HOPE IT STAYS WIRED,AS LONG AS POSSIBLE,SKANK!!
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(1) Diane
12:47PM Nov 25th 2008
I'm not so nasty as to wish bad luck to anyone, but it's nice to get a break from her strident, offensive remarks.
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(0) duder570
12:48PM Nov 25th 2008
Keep it wired shut!!!! The world will be a better place!!!
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(1) Cathy S
1:10PM Nov 25th 2008
Poetic justice- her picture should go in the dictionary as the definition.
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(0) duder570
12:50PM Nov 25th 2008
Hey Bill where did you learn to spell? HA HA! Its bastards you idiot!
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(0) Ray Daigle
12:54PM Nov 25th 2008
Hopefully I will still be able to enjoy her Weekly blog, she is a funny lady. Calm down lefties she'll be back at you soon if in fact this story is correct.
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(-1) kim
12:57PM Nov 25th 2008
Let's hope her mouth stays wired shut.. We all like the peace and quiet
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