Bush Promotes Democracy, Pardons Turkeys

Still President George W. Bush will be pardoning the traditional Thanksgiving turkeys today at the White House. This year, Bush is using the event to show his commitment to democracy by letting the good people of United States vote on the names of the Turkeys.

The options are:

Popcorn & Cranberry
Yam & Jam
Dawn & Early Light
Roost & Run
Pumpkin & Pecan
Apple & Cider

Get out there and rock the vote. And for goodness sake, please make the right choice.