Hillary Clinton Beats Ron Paul, Jesus, and Bill Clinton

Don't know how I missed this one. Two weeks after Election Day, Duval County, Fla, released its write-in voting results. Hillary Clinton was the clear winner. From News4Jax.com:

Some voters expecting to vote for Barack Obama or John McCain two weeks ago were surprised to see 11 other names on the ballot. But 736 voters in Duval County weren't happy with any of the choices and wrote in 191 other names.

Among the write in votes were those who really ran for president or vice-president during the long primary campaign: Sen. Hillary Clinton, Rep. Ron Paul, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson, Rudy Giuliani, Sarah Palin and even Steven Colbert.

Hillary had the most, with 234. Her husband received only a single vote. Ron Paul was 2nd with 174. Her defeat of Jesus was not surprising, given the sheer number of attack ads her campaign ran against him.

The full list is confirmation that there are a lot of dumbasses in Florida. I know, you might say that these are only a small percentage of the votes cast, but you have to remember, most dumbasses don't even bother to vote.

Before I get to the rest of the list, the dumbest has got to be the 4 write-in votes for Obama. How did the President-Elect manage to take votes away from himself?

This election really was all about the youth vote, as Jesus got 23 votes, while God received only 6.

Here are the ones who got one vote apiece, including a misspelled Bill O'Reilly:

Abstain, Against All, Alfred E. Newman, Bill Clinton, Bill O'Riely, Bill Richardson, Bobby Bowden, Bugs Bunny, May the best man win, Me, Morgan Freeman, Mr. Bill, Newt Gingwrich, None (Anarchy), Oprah, Pat Buchannan, Ralph Nader, Hilary Bush, Homer Simpson, Jay Plotkin, Jimmy Carter, Joe the Plumber, John Doe, Lieberman, Theodore Roosevelt, They Both Suck '08, Tiger Woods, Tommy Chong, Truman, Weird Al Yancovic, William Crosby and Willie Nelson.

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