DA Explains Indictments of Dick Cheney, Alberto Gonzales... Sort Of

obviously if a Grand Jury thought there was something there then the rabbit hole should definitely be followed as far as it goes...

Sunday, December 1, 2008 – Raleigh, VA

Flash report from our Senior Correspondent James Johnston at the Center for Republicans United against Democrats (C.R.U.D.).

From well-connected sources at the ‘Movement Against Virtually Everything Right, Including Class and Knowledge’ (M.A.V.E.R.I.C.K.), we have learned that Vice President Richard Cheney has accepted the position of Minister of the Interior in the new Iraqi Government, effective January 20, 2009.

We have been told that this important cabinet position has been offered to him in recognition of the pivotal role played by Mr. Cheney in the decision to liberate Iraq. The official document, signed by the Iraqi President Jalal Talabani, refers to ‘the love and affection Mr. Cheney has always shown for Iraq, its History and its People’. The document further states that ‘it was this unbounded love for our country that inspired Mr. Cheney to convince President Bush to invade and liberate Iraq from the dictator Saddam Hussein. Our debt to Mr. Cheney is infinite and offering him the position of Minister of the Interior can be seen only as a small token of the gratitude and admiration the People of Iraq has for his Savior.’

As Minister of the Interior, Mr. Cheney will be responsible of the security of the Government. He will oversee anti-insurgent police activities and will have a hand in the management of the Iraqi counter-intelligence services.

We, at the C.R.U.D., believe that Mr. Cheney is perfectly suited for this prestigious position in the cabinet of an Allied country. He has the honesty, strong respect of the law, selflessness needed for this position.

We have also been told that Iraq and the United States currently do not have any joint extradition treaty so that Mr. Cheney will be immune from prosecution related to pending indictments against him in the U.S..

We encourage all our members to send money to GRASSFIRE (http://www.grassfire.org) to pay for Mr. Cheney's trip to Iraq.


The C.R.U.D. will publish more details as they become available.

Personally, I think Cheney should be tried and, if found guilty, sent to Gitmo where he belongs. He'll look so cute in a red or yellow jump suit, feet in chains and hands cuffed. An open air cage will suffice. Maybe a blanket and a pillow? I won't go for water boarding but he should be reminded daily, over and over and over, what a disgrace he is to our country. Maybe a few years of this will bring him around but that's doubtful. Be good for goodness' sake.

What a joke, really... This is a big pile of horse dung.. Raymondville,Tx. is obviously on a mission to increase their tourist business from about 99 per year to maybe... 102 a year.. haha.. The town (hole in the road), is 98% mexicano, and there is no high school drop out problem because there is no fricken high school.. hehehe.. I understand if you get a speeding ticket for going 2 miles over the limit, your car is confiscated along with yo girlfriend.. The local "justice officials are all drop outs from the "College of Last Resort", in Hellhole,TX.. I heard this VP Chaney criminal charge is the only item filed in 2008 other than the normal weekly list of public drunkedness citizens.... Oh, I can't go on... What a joke..

Once again we allow these idiotic prosecutors to create their own fictional crime stories. Dick Cheney is liable because he is an investor in a company? And so what that an inmate died. Do you really think he was the only inmate that died in proson that year? Why should the family get $47.5 mil. He certainly wasnt going to earn that in prison

Oh, I'm sure this PhiBetaKappa was worth $47M....good riddens to this piece of sh@t and give Cheney a raise for good management!

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Come on Georgia....GOTV for Jim Martin!

DICK Cheney is guilty of so many crimes against the constitution and the nation where would you start?

mr cheney have used this country as his own vindictive agency to get back at his enemys and inrich his friends, he should be charged with treason alone with mr bush.

The Geo Group is the real villain here. They are a bloodsucking company that squeezes out its profits from the suffering of prison inmates and is directly responsible for the death of Kenneth Keith Kallenbach at a Pennsylvania jail earlier this year. Geo Group employees turned a deaf ear to the pleas for medical attention form Mr. Kallenbach until he was at death's doorstep. It's time for the government to disqualify the Geo Group from any business dealings with prisons.
Mark Montgomery boboberg@nyc.rr.com

Cheney is on the chopping block too and we will eevnually get him also. He commited a crime and went against the Constitution and he must pay a price....the people DEMAND it.