Will Bristol Palin's Baby Be Born on Christmas?

News reports are buzzing again about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, especially in light of the fact that the baby's grandmother will be celebrating the birth in jail. (No, that's not Sarah Palin we're talking about.)

The exact date of the baby's birth has been a subject of much speculation, ever since rumors surfaced in August that Bristol was the secret mother of Trig Palin, her little brother. The McCain campaign released information about Bristol's pregnancy that would seem to rule out any possibility that she could have mothered Trig - but the biological facts will settle the case. Here's a handy chart explaining the possibilities:

Date of Birth	What this means	The real father is:	Baby's name will be:
In the next week	The McCain campaign's official timeline checks out.	Levi Johnston	Trill
In January	The official timeline is off, and Bristol may have been the real mother of Trig.	Levi Johnston, wasting no time	Hrug
On Christmas Day	The baby was immaculately conceived.	The Holy Spirit (Levi passes out drunk in the manger.)	Cross
On Inauguration Day	God hates the Palins.	Bill Clinton	Barack

Now, what do you think?