
News reports are buzzing again about Bristol Palin's pregnancy, especially in light of the fact that
the baby's grandmother will be celebrating the birth in jail. (No, that's not Sarah Palin we're talking about.)
The exact date of the baby's birth has been a subject of much speculation, ever since rumors surfaced in August that
Bristol was the secret mother of Trig Palin, her little brother. The McCain campaign released information about Bristol's pregnancy that would seem to rule out any possibility that she could have mothered Trig - but the biological facts will settle the case. Here's a handy chart explaining the possibilities:
Date of Birth | What this means | The real father is: | Baby's name will be: |
In the next week |
The McCain campaign's official timeline checks out. |
Levi Johnston |
Trill |
In January |
The official timeline is off, and Bristol may have been the real mother of Trig. |
Levi Johnston, wasting no time |
Hrug |
On Christmas Day
|
The baby was immaculately conceived. |
The Holy Spirit (Levi passes out drunk in the manger.)
|
Cross
|
On Inauguration Day
|
God hates the Palins. |
Bill Clinton
|
Barack
|
Now, what do you think?
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