Surgeon General-Designate's Warning: Don't Eat Your iPhone

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Tommy Christopher

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Posted:
01/7/09
The Surgeon General's office has kinda been a one-trick pony for the last several decades. Sure, they put out those remix versions of the smoking warning labels a few years back, C. Everett Koop had a nice run with that beard, and one even tried to promote masturbation (as if that needed promotion), but it's always been mainly about the cigarettes.

With the naming of CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta to the post, however, comes the intriguing possibility of a slew of new Surgeon General's warnings, like this one:



Whew! I'm in the clear. I was snacking on my Voyager last night, and was getting worried.

Now, to be fair, you can't be on TV for this many years and not leave a trail of stupid clips. At least, that's what I'm hoping for.


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