Hannity & Sharpton!

Guess who is filling in for Alan Colmes until Sean Hannity can find a new liberal to ignore? Why it's Al Sharpton, of course! And just to round out the line-up of bloviating circus performers, tonight's guests are Michelle Bachman and Meatloaf. So, whatever you had planned at whatever time it is that that show comes on to the FOX News network, cancel it. This is the dawn of a whole new era in television pontificating, people! Hey, maybe they can get some live reports from Joe the Plumber in that nutty Gaza strip, too.

Of course, Hannity and Shaprton have practiced their comedy routine many times before, so maybe this new line-up isn't quite so groundbreaking. Oh well, maybe there's a squirrel in the backyard you could watch instead.