
On my way out of town to go to the historic inauguration of Barack Obama, I stopped at the local Walgreens to stock up on supplies.
I sound like a gumshoe.

The cashier had raven black hair. Our eyes met and I asked "Do you have travel toothbrushes?" They did.
On the way to the counter I came across the aforementioned items, Obama commemorative plates. I immediately thought of a favorite GOP past time.
This is the only skeeting the Republicans will be doing for a long time.
I really love the plate's disclaimer ...

... but
now they tell us! Plus, everyone knows you need a bowl for arugula, not a plate.
Hopefully I'll be painting the town red at a series of successively bigger balls. So, as I join millions of my fellow Americans for a few days of orgy-esque debauchery in D.C., I only have one word for Republicans out there:
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