The Republican Skeet Shooting Set

On my way out of town to go to the historic inauguration of Barack Obama, I stopped at the local Walgreens to stock up on supplies.

I sound like a gumshoe.
The cashier had raven black hair. Our eyes met and I asked "Do you have travel toothbrushes?" They did.

On the way to the counter I came across the aforementioned items, Obama commemorative plates. I immediately thought of a favorite GOP past time.

This is the only skeeting the Republicans will be doing for a long time.

I really love the plate's disclaimer ...
... but now they tell us! Plus, everyone knows you need a bowl for arugula, not a plate.

Hopefully I'll be painting the town red at a series of successively bigger balls. So, as I join millions of my fellow Americans for a few days of orgy-esque debauchery in D.C., I only have one word for Republicans out there: Pull!

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