Cheney to Attend Inauguration in Wheelchair

Hey Denise,
Sorry 'bout your Eggles. Sucks going out. Anyways, I'm busy brawling with Mark I. in his comment area and will figure out how to make fun of a cripple in a wheelchair who can't shoot a gun and was obviously trying to fake his injury to get our of having to go see the Man, Barack Obama, getting sworn in tomorrow which is probably why Mark I is getting bugged out right now with what I hope is a lame attempt at satire and frowns on run-on sentences unless it's about this dude with a bad heart who might very well be the offspring of Satan but is not aware of his shitty approval rating because he doesn't care if people think he's a Dick. Is that a pic of Cheney?

Here's some music I hope cheers you up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfG-Eef_pdM

What's YTD? You're welcome for the YouTube. Run-ons can be good sometimes and are most needed to describe the outgoing administration. And stuff. Next topic. Sentence fragments.

okay a couple of days ago I said how the bush years reminded me of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane,
and now..........:
"Jane, you wouldnt treat me this way if I weren't in a wheelcahir."
"But ya are in a wheel chair Blanche, ya are."

Oh, yes to democracy. Sorry, I'm not that hip. Occasionally. Mostly I enjoy this joint and Indecision.

Louis,
LMAO--too damn funny.

Dick Cheney, Charles Krauthammer and Larry Flynt roll into a bar...

For all these post that are getting your laughs from a person in a wheel chair, do President Obama a favor and lighten up. He needs everyone's help now to bring in a new attitude in this country. I think he is going to try his best to do what is right for this country and looking back and bashing the previous administration will do nothing but weigh him down. This country is optomistic now, let's keep it that way.

Has anyone considered that the boxes are filled with stuff that will be going to the Caymen Islands?

Don't want the damning evidence to be handled by just anyone.

Clif,

You want material for this? Try The Simpsons. Art imitates life.

pcl-thanks,

cliff- THAT was too funny,

dld- lighten up, we have the next 8 years of Fox looking right and left while the rest of the nation looks forward.
they've already put out a press release talkin' about
how they're so glad to now be on the "offensive'.

At least he can be wheeled in. Our family member
mast sgt of special forces unit lies in Arlington.
He won't be attending.

Looks like evil Old Man Potter (played by Lionel Barrymore) in the classic movie "It's a Wonderful Life."

Let the words flow... we only have 1 day left to talk about a wheelchair bound, shotgun shooting, ignoramous like Cheney. Also, HOW MANY times in history have the American people been able to say they lived thru the most memorable Presidency in History. I have NEVER read or heard about an ignoramass (misspelled on purpose), egotistical, misinformed President before. I also remember him being a proclaimed reformed Alchoholic. Now he has wine at dinners and that does not count? What you wanta bet he has a flask in his pocket and bottles hidden in all the plants, bookshelves, etc. so that his wife won't dump them down the drain ??? Once an alcoholic, always one. Now the real former President Bush (NOT GW) can tell us why they did not talk politics.....for the same reason they should cut him out of their Will?????????

After watching President Obama being sworn in as our new President, I have truly changed my mind about him. I feel he is very sincere about trying to heal the wounds of this nation. It is time for all of us, to pull together and move on to restore our faith in the government both at home and around the world. The breath of fresh air coming from Washington is what we all need. let's stand behing our new President and get busy moving ahead to restore our respect for this great country. I served in the USAF during the vietnam war and we all need to remember our armed forces that have given so much, in many cases, the ultimate sacrifce, along with their families. Their devotion to this county should always be foremost in all of our minds everyday. Let us all honor our heroes by uniting together to truly be "Americans"regardless of our differences. The time has come to move forward as a true "UNITED States of America" Let's be kind to each other and show the world the Real America!

Dick Cheney, Charles Krauthammer and Larry Flynt roll into a bar...
Larry says "We should do a centerfold spread in Penthouse, naked and in our wheelchairs"

Dick Cheney asks" Can we bring fur lineed handcuffs and my shotgun?"

It's Karma! Were those boxes full of gold bars? No mercy for a man with no mercy.

Meg Quinette2:36PMJan 20th 2009

Let the words flow... we only have 1 day left to talk about a wheelchair bound, shotgun shooting, ignoramous like Cheney. Also, HOW MANY times in history have the American people been able to say they lived thru the most memorable Presidency in History. I have NEVER read or heard about an ignoramass (misspelled on purpose), egotistical, misinformed President before. I also remember him being a proclaimed reformed Alchoholic. Now he has wine at dinners and that does not count? What you wanta bet he has a flask in his pocket and bottles hidden in all the plants, bookshelves, etc. so that his wife won't dump them down the drain ??? Once an alcoholic, always one. Now the real former President Bush (NOT GW) can tell us why they did not talk politics.....for the same reason they should cut him out of their Will?????????
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Oh no they can't cut bushie boi out of the will, Meg, he made them too much money from war profits. He's vested in the Bush family fortune...fortune....fortune....fortune x 2.

Louie and Clif...I LOVE YOU GUYS!!


funny as hell...


eweeeeahhhh on the PentHouse spread...

pasty white heinies ain't my idea of a good time...

no thanks...


shivers...