He Had A Dream: Remembering George Bush Jr.

It is a bittersweet night, here in America.

Bitter, because that Barack Obama will be president tomorrow, yet oh so very sweet because we have been blessed with eight years of George W. Bush Junior and Dick Cheney leading our nation.

Imagine this first decade of the 21st Century without President Bush at the helm of the ship of state. Impossible, isn't it? Yet some people are anxious to forget this two-term presidency, because of a few so-called mistakes.

Well, Russia's over there by communist China, you bunch of unappreciative goons.

Here in the United States -- the real United States, that aging under-employed uneducated shrinking backwater of foreclosed trailers and toxic dumps -- we will miss the Bush Administration every day, until we die, forgotten and lonely, while these fancy Barack Obama fanatics race by in their futuristic hybrid cars, to their jobs in gleaming cities somewhere, with lesbians.

In the real America, there is only one city, on a single day: Never Forget. Never Forget, and never actually go there.

But we can remember our leader, George Bush Junior, "Number 43!" Tonight, before the socialists and Muslims take over the White House, the Bush Administration has some free booklets available. At least for a few more precious hours, America is still free.

Do you want to teach your children the real story of the Bush Legacy, once your children figure out how to read a little bit, when they're teenagers?

Then you must quickly go to the White House government website, while it is still our government, and "download" (click them?) the picture books.



There will be such things to read on Tuesday, while the teevee is no good for watching, because of "you know what." Here are the booklets: "A Charge Kept: A Record of the Bush Presidency, 2001-2009," "Highlights of Accomplishments and Results of the Administration of George W. Bush" and "100 Things Americans May Not Know About the Bush Administration Record."

Each of these important titles is at least as good as the Bible. I encourage you to read them all, again and again, until the next scary eight years have finally ended. Let's hope this lousy Obama allows us to stay in our foreclosed homes!

Ken Layne is a "life coach" at Rancho Vista Mall Community Church. His youth program, Wonkette, is also available on the Internet "world wide web."