I was at the inauguration on Tuesday, and I can tell you that it was a lot like "The Day the Earth Stood Still." In this case, "Gort" was being played by our outgoing prez, and while Chief Justice John Roberts didn't utter the phrase "Klaato Barada Nikto," he might as well have.
So it comes as no surprise to me that a UFO managed to make it onto the scene. Here's the video: (h/t Hot Air)
I'm usually skeptical about this kind of thing, but the evidence here is so compelling, I feel the need to provide analysis of the phenomenon. Hence, based on complex computer stimulations and algoreismic supermodels, here are the five likeliest identities of said object: (h/t Diana #5 and #1, h/t Caleb for pix)
#5 - Ultra-Fast Ron Paul Blimp - Those guys just don't give up.
#4 - Dennis Kucinich - I know, this seems obvious, but remember Occam's Razor. When you hear hoofbeats, look for horses, not zebras.
Update: Breaking News! Using ultra-hi-resolution imaginery, we have confirmed the identity of the flying object. Click through to see the rest.
#3 - One of These - The commemorative plate is another obvious guess, but remember, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
#2 - Port-O-Potty Creature - With all of those cans, and all of that co-mingling bio-waste, it's a good bet that something evolved out of there. If so, it was probably making a beeline to get CPAC tickets.
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