Drag Queen Michelle Obama?

It's clear: Americans are nuts for Michelle Obama. Is she "Blackie O," as CNN's Kyra Phillips unforgettably put it? The jury may be out on that. (Her inaugural outfits were hits, but the number she wore to the next day's service at the National Cathedral didn't have a prayer.) But the country is clearly behind her.

So where are the Michelle drag queens?! Clearly there are men of all types - black or white, straight or gay, biracial or bisexual - at home right now, imagining themselves dolled up as Michelle. At least a few hundred thousand have actually dressed up as her. So why are they hiding?

Back by popular demand, here are two DIY segments we did before the election for would-be first lady drag queens. (Remember, there are Democrat and Republican Drag Queens.)

We'll start with Michelle...



And now let's take a look at Cindy...



What about you, guys?