| Name | Pros | Cons | Odds |
|---|---|---|---|
![]() Howard Dean former governor, presidential candidate and DNC chairman |
Not only is he going to bring health care to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin. He's bringing it to South Carolina... and Oklahoma... and Arizona... and North Dakota... and New Mexico! And he's going to California... and Texas... and New York! And he's going to South Dakota... and Oregon... and Washington... and Michigan! And then he's going to Washington, DC to work in Obama's White House! YEAGHGH!! |
When writing a check to the IRS for $102,972.31, he rounded down to an even $102,972. | 3 : 1 |
![]() Kathleen Sebelius Kansas Governor |
So Obama's the first African-American president. Big Deal! Sebelius got elected as a Democrat in Kansas. | Didn't declare an Obama refrigerator magnet among her taxable gifts received. |
4 : 1 |
Debbie Stabenow Michigan Senator |
If she's plucked from the Senate, Gov. Jennifer Granholm would have to appoint a successor, and the only Democrat left in Michigan is Kwame Kilpatrick. Who said C-SPAN has to be boring? |
Claimed her husband's prostitute bills as a business deduction on her 1040 form. | 11 : 1 |
![]() Michael Steele Republican Party Chairman |
It seems the only qualification Obama requires of his recent nominees is that they be Republican. | Neglected to report a $5 bill he found lying on the street in his 1993 federal income tax report. | 99 : 1 |
![]() Willie Nelson musician |
Can solve every health problem in America with one simple prescription. (And the only side-effect is the munchies.) | None. | 4 : 20 |


