Bill Ayers Wants to Get Together With Sarah Palin

No, not in some sick, erect couch potato kind of way.

Campaign boogieman William Ayers has kind of a genius idea for himself and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. From CNN:

"I did send her a note after the election," he says of Palin in the upcoming issue of the New York Times magazine. "I suggested that we have a talk show together called 'Pallin' Around With Sarah and Bill.' I haven't heard back."

A show like that would be absolutely huge, and it would make Crossfire look like Barney and Friends. Actually, there's a good chance that the Bill & Sarah show could hire away some of Barney's writers.

I can see it now. Sure, there would be conflict, but also sharing. Bill could show Sarah how to blow up a moose, and Sarah could teach Bill about whatever she can see from their studio.

They could also have a recurring spot for Reverend Wright. It would be like Andy Rooney, but Wright would think up a new annoying thing for God to damn in each segment. "God damn these people who answer their cellphones in the movie theater!"

Joe the Plumber could be the show's live correspondent, explaining how each story means the death of whatever place he's in, and denouncing himself for reporting on it.

Which Campaign 2008 TV pairings would you most like to see?

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