Meghan McCain's Super Creepy Dating Tales

I'm talking "It puts the lotion in the basket" creepy. Meghan McCain puts it all out there for The Daily Beast, talking about the toll the election has taken on her personal life.

Just a hint to all you guys out there: the last thing you want to bring up when you're out with a young woman is her dad. There's no context in which that helps you. I'm gonna jump right to the money quote here:

One extreme fan of my mother's recently told me I could be "his Cindy." And then asked me if I ever wore pearls...

Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there, Meghan. Whoah. I hope you took down that guy's plate number and went straight to a good sketch artist.

Less terrifying, but equally uncomfortable, was this slick suitor:

Once I went out with a guy who said the food I had ordered was a "maverick choice" and proceeded to tell me, "Wow, straight talking must run in the family."

You would think this would be good news for Naderites and Ron Paul supporters, but Meghan has a different bar in mind.

At this point, my biggest aphrodisiac is an apathetic attitude toward politics.

That, and as image consultant Robin Walker says, make sure you wash.

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