Joe the Plumber vs. Michael Steele

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GOP Smackdown Round Two!

Last week, it was Rush "The Enorminator" Limbaugh vs. Michael "The Baltimore Bruiser" Steele.

This week, Michael Steele is back in the ring, facing off against Joe "The Plumber" The Plumber. Pay-Per-View gives you live from Wisconsin ... The Republican Rough-Up!

In a little reported appearance at a conservative rally in Milwaukee, Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, aka "Joe the Plumber," whacked Republican National Committee chair Michael Steele for trying to hip-hopify conservatism.

"Unfortunately, we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it," Wurzelbacher said. "You can't sell principles; either you have them or you don't." The comments were met with applause from most of the 800 in attendance.

Oh no! It looks like it's curtains for the Baltimore Bruiser! But what's that? Meghan "Daddy's Little Devil" McCain is climbing into the ring, and she's got a folding chair and a taste for blood!

Filed Under: Republicans, Humor

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