DC Passes Gay Marriage, Sort Of

A monumental decision.

When did D.C. erect a big penis in The Mall?

Hey ALLCAPS WADE,
Your electric on today? This is the article where you would say you are in favor of gay rights.

hey Cube,

that is actually a tribute to Bill Clinton

That was good. But, I'm getting tired of enormous genital jokes and Clinton. They're cliche. The Washington Monument does seem to be about the right sized cigar for Monica. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo.

I'm going to use this opportunity to bust on WADE since he's lost in the Palin North Korea thing...

If this picture has a phallic representation, certainly WADE would weigh in. WADE'S repressed gay tendencies must come out. I hope he comes out on this thread. Maybe a big gay party for WADE. We all must support him in his marriage he announced on the Palin thread surreptitiously. I wish WADE and George for Scarsdale the best. Good luck with the move to Burlington. Make sure to visit Nectar's and get some gravy fries.

ALL CAPS WADE. ALL CAPS WADE. ALL CAPS WADE.