Enquirer: Levi Johnston to Write a Book

Good news, bookworms: It appears that Levi Johnston completed his authorship and publishing seminar before dropping out of high school!

We say this in light of a National Enquirer report that Johnston plans to write a book to cash in on his Palin-affiliated fame since, as we all know, he was not paid to appear on the Tyra Banks show.

Here's the scoop:

A pal of Levi's told The ENQUIRER that the young father is eager to write the book to provide financial security for his son Tripp and himself, to set the record straight.

"If Levi could get a million bucks, it would be worth telling all he really knows." said the source.

Before you laugh at this report, keep in mind that the Enquirer is the same paper that broke the Palin/Johnston pregnancy story to begin with... and has it on good word that Patrick Swayze is on death's door but is still very dreamy!

Although the book's subject matter has not yet been disclosed, sources report that Johnston has narrowed it down to three choices: The legacy of Keynesian economics through the lens of Milton Friedman, patterns in feudal serfdom during the Southern Qi dynasty (A.D. 479-502), or banging Bristol Palin on a class trip to Fairbanks.