Sean Hannity Volunteers to Get Waterboarded

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Apparently, Fox News is planning an experiment in Pay-Per-View programming.

Because if Sean Hannity makes good on his offer to be publicly waterboarded, they stand to sell a lot of tickets.

The only problem is, as Hannity offered to Charles Grodin on his show last night, he's going to do it for charity.

GRODIN: You're for torture.

HANNITY: I am for enhanced interrogation.

GRODIN: You don't believe it's torture. Have you ever been waterboarded?

HANNITY: No, but Ollie North has.

GRODIN: Would you consent to be waterboarded? We can waterboard you?

HANNITY: Sure.

GRODIN: Are you busy on Sunday?

HANNITY: I'll do it for charity. I'll let you do it. I'll do it for the troops' families.

Now, we don't put too much salt in anything that Sean Hannity says, but on the off-chance that this is true, we're going to start popping the popcorn now.

Filed Under: Media, Terror

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