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Today is May Day, also known as International Workers' Day, which was created in partial remembrance of labor uprisings during the Haymarket Affair of 1886.In other words, it's the Socialist New Year.
Now let's collect some dots...
* Rep. Spencer Bauchus (R-AL) has identified 17 of his House colleagues as card-carrying socialists.
* Bauchus's soulmate, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), wholeheartedly agrees and supports a McCarthy-style inquisition to root out the "anti-America" double-agents currently serving in our federal government.
* Bachmann goes further, declaring that after 5 weeks on the job, President Obama had made "the final leap to socialism" and that "the Democrats are about to institutionalize cartels."
* Bachmann, yet again, announced last month Obama has gone so far as to plan "re-education camps" to indoctrinate the next generation of socialists.
* The Haymarket Affair took place in Chicago.
Add up the evidence, friends, and all signs point to an Obama-led violent socialist revolution taking place sometime this afternoon. Presumably the president has worked it into his schedule somewhere between a White House conference call to discuss the SBA's expansion of eligibility for small business loans and shooting hoops with the NCAA women's champion Connecticut Huskies.
(And by the way, Rep. Bachmann gets to collect royalties on any violent revolutions that occur.)
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Dylan and Ethan Ris
Dylan and Ethan Ris are political humorists and veterans of Capitol Hill dating back to the mid '90s.
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bob
3:52PM May 1st 2009
I just went out to buy potatoes at my local market and had to stand in line for several hours only to find out I'm alloted but one spud per day. When I came home I found identically dressed workers installing bullhorns on the some of the light posts on my block. Came inside hoping to catch a little "Judge Judy" before starting dinner - the only channel that wasn't an endless blizzard was PBS. I heard a rumble, looked out the front window and saw several armed personnel carriers shuttling forlorn looking known Republicans from our neighborhood off to parts unknown.
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YoMa
5:07PM May 1st 2009
bob
3:52PM May 1st 2009
armed personnel carriers shuttling forlorn looking known Republicans from our neighborhood off to parts unknown.
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Bachmann said they were being escorted to "re-education camps". Having graduated "cum laude" from GOP clown school, and a scholar in historical fact fudging her followers find themselves shaking in fear or could it be the cold chills of Rovian swine flu, at the prospect of a socialist regieme.
3:52PM May 1st 2009
armed personnel carriers shuttling forlorn looking known Republicans from our neighborhood off to parts unknown.
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Bachmann said they were being escorted to "re-education camps". Having graduated "cum laude" from GOP clown school, and a scholar in historical fact fudging her followers find themselves shaking in fear or could it be the cold chills of Rovian swine flu, at the prospect of a socialist regieme.
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(1) Rudedog
7:45PM May 5th 2009
you can suck it
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