White House Dispatches Gaffe-Spewing Biden to Eastern Europe

A day after Joe Biden embarrassed his boss by suggesting that you're likely to catch swine flu by riding the subway, the White House announced it would be sending him to a place where there won't be any subways to scare him...

Eastern Europe.

In a press release issued this morning, the Obama Admnistration showed it would be wasting no time...

The Vice President will travel to Southeastern Europe the week of May 18th and visit Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia and Kosovo. During the visit, the Vice President will meet with the political leadership in all three countries, as well as U.S. officials and military personnel stationed in the region.

Biden is slated to give two speeches in the former Yugoslavia: One to suggest that Slobodan Milosevic would have have made a better vice president than he, and another to suggest that you can contract AIDS by practicing multiculturalism.