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Grey Poupon-Gate: President Obama's Burger Too Fancified For Hannity

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I was gonna go with the title, "Hannity Smears Obama with Mustard," but I used that on another idiotic conservative food smear.

First, there was Michelle Obama's imaginary lobster-n-caviar mid-afternoon snack. More recently, there was the bogus pizza story. Still, the right-wingnutocracy can't get enough of what Barack Obama is putting in his mouth. Paging Dr. Freud? Or maybe Wolfgang Puck?

Sean, the President asked for spicy mustard, and mentioned Dijon mustard as a backup. If you check your "Fallutin' Level" flashcards, you'll see that in order to qualify as effete, Dijon must be your first choice, and you must not pronounce the "n."
I mean, really, hasn't it been long enough for the fancy sheen to have worn off of Dijon mustard? Is Sean still too working-class for Chef Boyardee?

Of course, I too have a beef with the President's burger. There's only one way to make a good burger, and it doesn't involve the words "medium-well" or "cheese." And I wouldn't put ketchup on a hockey puck, let alone a hamburger. Rather than curse the darkness, though, I say read on, Mr. President, and enjoy the perfect hamburger.
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