Jim Bunning Still Running For Reelection

Great news for political bloggers everywhere! Senator Jim Bunning (R-Dementia) announced yet again this weekend that he is definitely running for reelection.

Despite clashing repeatedly with Republican Party leaders who want him to retire, and even predicting his own defeat, Bunning is still very much in the race, as evidence by his comments at the Kentucky Lincoln Day Dinner on Saturday.

"The battle is going to be long, but I am prepared to fight for my values," Bunning said, according to local reports. "I hope you're going to be with me."

This announcement means many more months of convoluted babblings from "the great baseball man" ... and many more months of Easy Street for us bloggers.