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New Flu Scourge Targets Vegetarians (Satire)
We have terrifying news for our vegetarian readers who thought that they were safe from the ravages of Swine Flu.
First, Senator Charles Grassley (R-IA) has announced via Twitter that the Swine Flu is not caused by pork consumption, and he demands that you "Eatup. Regardless of epidemic"
Second, a new strain of the disease is apparently targeting America's herbivores ... ToFlu. We suggest that you watch this video below and then panic. We're pretty sure it's a joke, but you should probably throw out all of your non-GMO textured soy protein strips (and we know you have a lot) just in case.
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First, Senator Charles Grassley (R-IA) has announced via Twitter that the Swine Flu is not caused by pork consumption, and he demands that you "Eatup. Regardless of epidemic"
Second, a new strain of the disease is apparently targeting America's herbivores ... ToFlu. We suggest that you watch this video below and then panic. We're pretty sure it's a joke, but you should probably throw out all of your non-GMO textured soy protein strips (and we know you have a lot) just in case.
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Dylan and Ethan Ris are political humorists and veterans of Capitol Hill dating back to the mid '90s. more
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brntrewesl
4:17PM May 11th 2009
Your writing sets such a lofty standard, you must explain (parenthetically) satire. Maybe you should consider another career?
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bob
6:03PM May 11th 2009
Do not poke fun at vegetarians. Their humor glands are underdeveloped due to an animal flesh based protein deficiency.
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