
Levi Johnston has
told GQ Magazine that First Dude Todd Palin offered to buy his daughter Bristol a car in exchange for dumping him. (The story does not say whether we're talking
Maserati or
Sebring Sedan here. Or whether young Bristol collected when they
did break up, though since they're still exchanging flirty test-messages, probably not.)
As everyone who watches television or has been to a dentist's office in the last nine months knows, Bristol is the teen-age daughter of John McCain's running mate last year, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. Soon after McCain announced that he'd chosen Palin came word that 17-year-old Bristol was pregnant, and that she and the fishing, hunting and highly-chilled Johnston were engaged to be married. After the election, and after their son Trigg was born, they parted company and have since differed publicly -- on abstinence and on what went wrong.
In an article released today – and as fawning a treatment as any movie star ever got -- the magazine reports Levi's side of the story. First, at 17 and 18 years old, under the national spotlight and with the unaccustomed responsibility of a newborn, what could have possibly gone wrong?
"I would have to say, like, right when we got back from the [Republican] convention, things got crazy. When the convention was going on...I think that's when we all felt the most comfortable together. We spent a lot of time together down there. It was going great. Then we came back. And when it really hit the fan, I think, is when Sarah lost, and they came back and everything was just kind of...just getting weird.''
Bristol 's parents had never really approved of him, he said. (Gosh, with a mama who, as the article notes, had been busted for "selling a handful of Oxycontin to an informant in the Target parking lot in Wasilla,'' why might that be?) And with the campaign behind them, he and the Palins "didn't talk as much anymore, you know, and we just kind of like drifted apart, as far as me and Sarah and Todd. Then me and Bristol just started fighting more and more. I thought it was, like, 'cause she was pregnant, she was moody and that kind of thing. So I was dealing with it and stuff. But it didn't stop after she had Tripp. Things got worse. So I was like, "All right.''...Every time we talked, we just weren't feeling it...Then eventually we were just, like, we were just friends and that kind of thing.''
Asked if he felt the Palins had pressured their daughter to end the relationship, he said, "I know that her parents didn't want us together. I really don't think they did. So they probably put a little pressure on her. But at the same time, they told us they wanted us to get married when they found out Bristol was pregnant. Whether they put pressure on her for the breakup-I don't know what the deal was.'' So, now we know.
Only, I see from the comments on our earlier story about the
GQ article that some conservatives are outraged by the suggestion that the Todd Palin had offered his daughter a car to drive away from her high school sweetheart; surely, that was a lie, and just another slur.
Only as a parent, my reaction is: If it did happen that way, then good for you, Palin family! Obviously, you are not the North Slope Neanderthals you've been made out to be. Personally, I would go pretty far to convince a pregnant 17-year-old daughter of mine to delay marriage, and God knows I have resorted to bribery over less. So, wouldn't I cough up a car to save an adored child from a life of probable misery? Without so much as squinting. Would you other parents really never do the same? Is the occasional, highly targeted dangling of a carrot really so bad? And you who are closer to Bristol 's age, would you have taken the car?