Another week, another on-camera breakdown by a Republican governor: In a rambling, borderline bughouse decoupage of sports metaphors and intimations that the forces of darkness were running her out of public life, Sarah Palin announced Friday that she had decided to step down as Alaska's governor, and would be leaving office on July 26.
At one point, she suggested she was quitting because people had made cruel remarks about her baby Trig, and at another, she seemed to be saying that she was being forced out for being too effective, and also because various ethics investigations into her administration were wasting public dollars. Listening to her talk in furious circles, it was hard to say whether a) some new scandal was about to break, b) she'd had enough of politics, thanks, or c) on the contrary, she was only getting started and was quitting to run for president. With a $7 million book advance and supporters who would love her regardless, she in any case didn't need the job, and my money is on d) she just plain felt like it.
"I'm not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual,'' she said in Wasilla Friday afternoon, at an hour when many Americans were heading out of town for the holiday weekend. "I promised four years ago and I meant it, that's not what is best for Alaska at this time. I'm determined to take the right path for Alaska, even though it is unconventional and it's not so comfortable, and with this announcement that I'm not seeking reelection, I've decided it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lt. Gov. [Sean] Parnell, and I am willing to do this so that this administration with its positive agenda and its accomplishments and its successful road to an incredible future for Alaska, so that it can continue without interruption and with great administrative and legislative success. My choice is to take a stand and effect change and not just hit our head against the wall and watch valuable state time and money – millions of your dollars – go down the drain in this new political environment. Rather, we know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time, and actually make a difference for our priorities and so we will, for Alaskans and for Americans. Let me go back quickly to a comfortable analogy for me, and that's sports – basketball – and I use it because you are naïve if you don't see a full-court press from the national level picking away right now a good point guard.''
Enraged by this point, and referring to herself in the third person, Palin continued: "Here's what she does. She drives through a full-court press, protecting the ball, keeping her head up because she needs to keep her eye on the basket and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can win, and that is what I'm doing, keeping our eye on the ball – those represent sound priorities – remember, they include energy independence and smaller government, national security and freedom, and I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory and I've given my reasons now, very candidly and truthfully, and my last day won't be for another few weeks so the transition will be very smooth.''
"All I can ask is that you trust me with this decision,'' she went on, "and know that it's no more politics as usual. And some Alaskans it seemed today maybe they don't mind wasting public dollars and state time but I do and I cannot stand here as your governor and allow the millions of dollars and all that time to go to waste just so that I can hold the title of governor, and I don't know that my children are going to allow it anyway. Some are going to question the timing of this and let me just say this decision has been in the works for a while and comes after much consideration – prayer and consideration – and finally I polled the most important people in my life, my kids, where the count was unanimous, where in response to the question 'Do you want me to make a positive difference and fight for all our children's future from outside the governor's office?' it was four yeses and one "hell, yeah,' and the "hell, yeah" sealed it and someday I'll talk about the details of that. I think though, much of it for the kids had to do with recently seeing their baby brother Trig mocked and ridiculed by some pretty mean-spirited adults recently and, by the way, I sure wish folks could ever understand all that we can learn, all of us, from someone like Trig,'' who has Down syndrome. "I know he needs me, but I need him even more, and what a child can offer to set priorities right, know that time is precious. The world needs more Trigs, not fewer.''
She said her decision to leave office had been "fortified'' by a recent trip to visit wounded U.S. soldiers in Kosovo: "These troops and their important missions, now there is where truly the worthy causes are in this world and that's where our public resources should be spent, not on this superficial, wasteful political blood sport. So may we all learn from them – really, we've just got to put first things first – and as governor, I love my job and I love Alaska and it hurts to make this choice, but I'm doing what's best for Alaska and I have explained why, though I think of the saying on my parents' refrigerator, a little magnet that says, Don't explain. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway.''
She said she did not want any other Alaskans to be dissuaded from going into politics "after seeing the real climate change that began in August'' of last year, when she became John McCain's running mate. "Remember, Alaskans, America is now more than ever looking north to the future, and it'll be good, so God bless you and from me and from my family, to all Alaskans, you have my heart.''
Then, in closing, she quoted Gen. Douglas MacArthur: "We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.'' So, was that a vow to return to Manila? And will she be back? Whether this performance ends her career in electoral politics or effectively begins her 2012 campaign, as a movement favorite she'll never go away, so at least there's that.
Melinda Henneberger is the editor-in-chief of PoliticsDaily.com. She spent 10 years as a reporter for the New York Times, in the paper’s Washington and Rome bureaus... more
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Palin is smarter than Barack even with his 10 extra points.
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bangzoomer
6:23PM Jul 3rd 2009
Smarter? Never opens a newspaper and she thinks Africa is a country instead of a continent.
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jdwilbanks3
6:25PM Jul 3rd 2009
What? Palin cannot construct a proper sentance nor can she deliver a coherent thought. This is great news as we can get this individual out of the spotlight.
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eatshit
6:28PM Jul 3rd 2009
Thats obviously supposed to be funny right? Yeah, lets see, Harvard Law, University of Chicago, and for Palin we have what? Six colleges 4 of which were community colleges? Please. Palin is bonehead and all this means is she is going to return to haunt us all nationally in 2012. But thats good, it virtually guarantees an Obama victory even if we are under water at that point. Thats would still be preferable to a Palin presidency.
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Sup Flo Jo!!!
6:29PM Jul 3rd 2009
Smarter? This broad can't seem to say or do ANYTHING right. She needs to go away. She's an embarrassment to the white race. Even if you gave her a thousand points, she couldn't run the country. She can't run Alaska. That's why she lost; that's why she stepping down.
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elaigat
6:29PM Jul 3rd 2009
This is a great day for America and Alaska. Good riddance.
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Brock Landers
6:32PM Jul 3rd 2009
This country would be better off right now if we had no president.
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dfali02
6:32PM Jul 3rd 2009
You wish.... Palin is a sick twisted individual who needs to seek professional help.
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teachcaine
6:42PM Jul 3rd 2009
You have got to be kidding! She barely has an undergrad degree. How many colleges did she attend before she received her BS degree? at least Palin has realized that she may be better suited for some TV reality show hosting Obviously some in this country can't see through Palin's manipulative ways!
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mab38
6:46PM Jul 3rd 2009
The bottom line is she quit for a reason that is personal, close and damaging to her future. By quitting she's putting out a fire. That is a sign of a bad leader. Hopefully she will fade and be nothing more than a trivia question.
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tkone24
6:49PM Jul 3rd 2009
Palin- who thinks Africa is a country; thinks that New Hampishere is in the great northwest; WHO CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM HER HOUSE!!!! She's smarter than Obama? Buddy, whatever you are smoking, please pass it to the rest of America because it must be some good stuff! Hey Brock, you need Ann Landers!
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lahelca
6:49PM Jul 3rd 2009
Brock, sounds like Palin is smarter than you are. Trust me, I did NOT just give her a compliment, you just appear to have less "smarts" than even Sarah has!
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Diana
6:50PM Jul 3rd 2009
Are you serious??? He graduated TOP in his class at HARVARD!! You must be joking, [...]
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jimharron
6:51PM Jul 3rd 2009
You are obviously another turkey who is enamored with the Marjorie Main/Daisy-May/Hee-Haw babe routine. She's winking at you, right? She's a comic relief...
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big boy
6:58PM Jul 3rd 2009
wow after reading these comments i have come to a conclusion. It is not Sarah palin thats screwed up but the people who live in the united ststes and make these comments. Many of which seem uniformed. A man of higher learning once said" we must teach our students to think not what to think." But now our people our told what to think and they follow aimlessy without a thought of thier own just following a liberal media machine. If we used our own minds we wouldn`t be so malicious to this woman and her family. You may not agree with her but at least show some respect. She has the right to her views as do those who disagree.
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Kelly
7:01PM Jul 3rd 2009
Bangzoomer, how do you know what she reads? Do you know her personally, or do you rely on soundbites and bloggers to give you, your opinions.
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Smooth
7:05PM Jul 3rd 2009
Seriously??? Did Limbaugh tell you that???
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in2puck
7:06PM Jul 3rd 2009
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Smarter than Obama?!?!?!?! Smarter than a tree stump maybe...
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Stephen
7:12PM Jul 3rd 2009
Palin is a total moron ! As a former republican , I hope she runs for President in 2012 . She'll get trounced like no one before or after her .
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soccerpower2004
7:14PM Jul 3rd 2009
WHat??? Are you from Alaska... This is the most unsophisticated, bone head politcal prop we have had since "W". SHe is an idiot.