LOS ANGELES -- Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke are in a dance studio in a seedy strip mall for a final private rehearsal of the two dances they'll perform on Monday's live premiere of "Dancing With the Stars."
The unlikely duo -- DeLay, 62, the former Republican House majority leader known as the "Hammer" and Burke, 25, a professional dancer and two-time winner of the ABC hit show -- are smooth partners. Their two dance routines are funny and perfectly choreographed by Burke.
DeLay found out on Friday that the producers have slotted him to perform last of all the eight male contestants on Monday's show, which airs at 8 p.m. Eastern (7 p.m. Central). He said he doesn't know how the lineup was determined, but thinks it will add to his nerves to have to wait through all the other performances.
For his dance, DeLay will perform the cha-cha to a fun song that was a hit in the '60s. To avoid spoiling the show on Monday, I'm not disclosing the song, but DeLay described the choreography -- which Burke created -- as the story of his college years. (If you are imagining air guitar and moves that might necessitate knee pads, you are on the right track.)
In addition to the cha-cha, they also do a type of "dance relay," in which four male contestants and their partners will all do a 30-second waltz at the same time and be ranked by the judges.
DeLay can't rate the competition because none of the contestants sees each other's dances until the full dress rehearsal on Monday before the show.
On Friday, DeLay saw their costumes for the first time and was a bit taken aback at the, um, lack of costume for Burke, as well as the over-the-top details on his. I hate to ruin the surprise of their first number on Monday, but the matching costumes have a red animal-print theme. OK, I'll also let slip that the producers decided Delay needs rhinestones on his costume: "Not a lot of 'em, but some to sparkle in the lights."
Watching the run-through of their cha-cha and waltz, I laughed out loud. Burke continued to fine-tune DeLay's moves, telling him to hold his head up, or move quicker on a turn, but DeLay can dance. And his months of practice and getting in shape, as well as his willingness to make fun of himself, will, I suspect, be a bipartisan pleasure to watch.
Burke says the times she has gotten most frustrated with her partner were when they first started rehearsing together in Houston and "he wouldn't let me lead." She said finally had to say, "I lead. It takes years to get to lead. Stop holding my hand so tight when you turn me so I can turn myself the other way."
The DeLay family had been hoping ABC would assign Burke as his professional partner. The "star" does not find out whom he is paired with until the surprise scene (caught on ABC cameras) at the first rehearsal in August. "I've met presidents and prime ministers,'' the former House majority leader told me, "but I was dumbfounded to meet Cheryl Burke."
Burke, listening to him tell this story while typing on her BlackBerry, looked embarrassed. DeLay continued that his first reaction, out of shock, was to ask "What is your name?" even though he knew it well enough. Then he texted his daughter Dani (the not-professional dancer) the good news.
As for the pre-stress fracture of his foot, Burke complains that she can't keep DeLay from further injuring himself because he won't tell her when he is in pain. "I see him cringe," she told me. "That's the only way I can tell his foot is really hurting him."
Between each run-through of the routine, DeLay iced his foot and will continue to do so up until performance time on Monday. When he's dancing, he wears regular dance shoes -- with a somewhat high heel that makes the pounding on the bone that much more painful -- and when not, he wears doctor-ordered orthopedic shoes or hiking boots.
Does Burke, the two-time champion, think they will get past the first round this week? "Oh, definitely," she said. "But remember, it's about how many votes we get. My mom will be using all her phones for me."
For two hours after the show ends, voters can call, text or use their e-mail to vote on the show Web site. The viewer voting determines who goes on to the next week, with one man and one woman eliminated on Wednesday's show.
Unlike elections, in which each citizen gets one vote, the "DWTS" voting system is more flexible. You can vote eight times -- the number of contestants that night -- for whomever you wish; for example, I will vote eight times for DeLay. Actually, the "DWTS" voting system allows viewers to vote eight times per device, so I will be calling 1-800-868-3408 eight times from my home phone, eight times from my cellphone, eight times on the Web site and I will text eight times. Speedy fingers will help bring Team DeLay/Burke back for the next week's competition.
In Congress, Tom DeLay never lost a vote he whipped, and he doesn't plan to lose one in Hollywood, either. But whatever happens, DeLay has had so much fun doing this that even as he was sweating in this seedy strip mall, he never looked happier. Break a leg, Congressman.
Next up, DeLay talks Ronnie Earle, heath care reform, the 2010 elections, the state of the Republican Party and of the economy.
Click play below for a slide show of rehearsal photos from Emily Miller (click here for the full-screen version).
Still loyal to the loser. From hammer to tutu, what a joke. So very sad.lol
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sandsnnydz
5:18PM Sep 21st 2009
maybe Rahm Emanuel principal dancer in chief can don his tutu , tights, and lend a hand
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TheMcEntyres
9:07AM Sep 21st 2009
The Producers of this stupid show ought to be ashamed of themselves having a scumbag like Delay on their show.What are these A-Holes from ABC thinking? This scumbag should be behind bars instead of polluting the airwaves. Delay is one of the nastiest corrupt puke to ever walk the face of this earth.
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Sal
1:59PM Sep 27th 2009
Agreed -- 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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joedenver60
12:22PM Sep 21st 2009
'Hammer down Delay'. a sideshow name that kinda fits him when he moon walks on stage, doing the cha cha.....I have to admit that I, yours truely, have some incredible moves on the dance floor, maybe not enough courage to get up on stage to make a fool of myself, but I can keep up with the best of them.....alias, 'JG the dancing machine'
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laudram
6:05PM Sep 21st 2009
In a fair world, Kathy Ireland and DeLay would crash into one another tonight and be on life support. Then the audience would get to decide if they live. Ms. Ireland is an anti-choice loudmouth who has no business telling other women what to do with their bodies and DeLay is the Republican hypocrite (is that redundant?) who insinutated himself in the Terri Schiavo case when DeLay himself pulled the plug on his own father. When someone tells them both to Break a Leg tonight, I hope it's true. They are both the scum of the planet.
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gary
6:08PM Sep 21st 2009
They need to put the little S O B in prison where he belongs, not on tv.
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sandsnnydz
7:45AM Sep 22nd 2009
when they put all those in congress with Acorn ties (I WANT MY MONEY BACK ) maybe they will put Delay in prison too .. don't hold your breath
if they put everyone in this sitting congress today with illegal ties... with illegal dealings we would have NO ONE in congress this morning!
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e6pro
6:45PM Sep 21st 2009
I though this creap was suppose to be in jail.
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gigantosapiens
6:50PM Sep 21st 2009
Tom is a conservative, he can not dance.The only politicians that can "dance" are the liberals. They dance around the issues all the time.
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Ann
7:03PM Sep 21st 2009
You libs need to be more worried about what's happening to this country under the current clown in chief than what Tom DeLay hasn't been convicted of. You always try your case in the liberal media but so far this time it hasn't worked. And by the way, how's that hope and change working out for you???
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Robert Smith
7:27PM Sep 21st 2009
Good question. To date, no lies, deceit, divisiveness, contempt, manufactured wars, ignored (Katrina) victims, Justice Department fiasco or torture. Life is good with the GOP exiled from the Political Process. Thanks
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NonsenseEliminator
7:11AM Sep 22nd 2009
>"You always try your case in the liberal media"
Any comment that includes the phrase "liberal media" makes most of us "librulz" tune out immediately and completely discount anything intelligent you might have had to say.
As for the article... I think it's funny as heck when people step out of their public "roles" and try something different. David Gregory dancing with Karl Rove was far, far worse (shudders at the memory).
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vbookish7
7:06PM Sep 21st 2009
DELAY IS A SLEEZE SO HE CAN DANCE HIS WAY TO HELL.
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tom
7:06PM Sep 21st 2009
Can the weasel from Texas dance, hell yea... what do you think he was doing while in office and then in the court systems explaining his illegal activites. Can we say the Texas Two Step...
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pasadenagolden
7:06PM Sep 21st 2009
The writer is the former spokeshole for the Congressman. No bias or bull in that s tory.
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vbookish7
7:07PM Sep 21st 2009
ANN DON'T CRY HONEY WE ALL ELECTED OBAMA AND WE LIKE HIM, HONEY, TOUGH LOVE TO YOU.
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vbookish7
7:08PM Sep 21st 2009
ANN SINCE WE ALL VOTED FOR OBAMA WE LIKE WHAT HE IS DOING, CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE.
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tom
7:13PM Sep 21st 2009
I am not worried about this country today. We have a President who has knowledge, common sense and is trustworthy. One thing that does tweak my concerns, Republican Party and their fans. Some are out of work and some have been exposed not just to the American people but the world as racist and bigots.....finally the cat is out of the bag "Republicans catering to the ignorant and the ignorant wasting no time of letting the world know their education or lack of......
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Robert Smith
7:24PM Sep 21st 2009
'The Hammer' looks hammered. But it's nice to know that there's something out there for disgraced Republicans once they've been ousted out of office. Delay is so use to the 'Do Nothing' agenda of the GOP, his partner will likely just have to dance around him. It will be great for a few laughs and then the audience will recognize once again......that Delay is useless!