So
Bonnie, you don't give a triple-flip what Dave Letterman does off-camera? Me neither, because I quit watching him long ago, over his
on-camera behavior toward women. Will any of the rest of you tune in tonight to watch him do the full-body grovel, as he apologizes to his wife and his staff – in what order I don't know – for fooling around with women who worked for his show? I won't, but I'll bet we know
someone who will; that sound you hear is a rogue laughing.