'SNL's' Take on How Obama Won the Nobel Prize

"To be honest, this award wqas a complete surpriuse as I have only not been George W. Bush for nine months."

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Bruce....spell checker....spell checker!

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?” In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.
And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world.
He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the
Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.
And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.
From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.
And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.
And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.
From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.
In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.
As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.
And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.
The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.
And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.
Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.
And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.
Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.
But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.
And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.
Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.
On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.
And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”
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Obama has now released an offical rewrite of the Bible, Koran, and every major religious group to support the fact that Obama/God now walks among us!

Obama's life is highly questionable. Does he really exist as an American, born in Hawaii? Call it any name, but in the corners of America, there is a preponderance of doubt over his birthplace. He won the election because he was the weakest candidate (Hillary is too independent to be manipulated by some well known moneyed vested interests manipulators in this country), and strongly financed by you know who this groups are. He won the nobel peace prize, 12 days into the White House, and doing nothing, except open his big mouth via teleprompters. What a life!

The five star wonders of AOL continue to provide guidance for the Nobel Prize committee. How can you be so loud, arrogant, and foolish. You talk like you are waiting to be discovered by the lowest common denominator talent scouts that discovered Glenn Beck, fatboy Limbaugh, and Tom O'Really.

They could have done so much more with that skit. They didn't even bring up the fact that he's also a two-time grammy winner! It would have been much funnier if they'd started out with him mentioning he'd won the Nobel and two-grammys, and then had him discover one-by-one that he was also winning an Oscar, a Heinsman, a Pulitzer, etc. The skit practically writes itself.

Also, it would have been hilarious if they'd had a skit re-enacting Bill Clinton finding out about Obama winning the Peace Prize. Can you imagine? But of course, another missed opportunity. It's not rocket science people! Just sketch comedy.

I didn't realize Puloso and Weid were Norwegians.

This was funny as heck and the only thing it lack was a strong climax to the traditional "Live from New York"but it was good stuff,

Where was Kenyan West when you needed him,now that would of been funny as hell...

Obama inauguration, Jan. 20th, Nobel nominations in by Feb. 1st. Go figure! This award has lost all credibility since Yassar Arafat, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore and now B.Hussein Obama, have rfeceived it.
What a JOKE ! ! ! !

WOW,,,every slacker and loser in the world now knows he could win next year,,,

what's next a grammy, academy award sexiest man alive, just not the people's choice award.....he will not be winning that one

The skit on SNL should embarrass most republicans that voted for GW Bush, what a shame! But SNL may very well have hit their mark, most of the free world had this sad attitude about GW Bush. Hopefully President Obama's change of the world's attitude may bring on some much needed help and assistance on all world affairs an wars that we are fighting alone.

Very funny Michelle. EVERYONE can get in on bowing to "The One" by handing out undeserved awards. I like the Bill CLinton reaction........... maybe SNL can get such "funny" criticism past the Obama worshiping front office.

We'll see.

Respectfully,
Pete

carsmit44
10:21PM Oct 11th 2009
very entertaining,you must be hating life now that George-the-Idiot is gone.........anyone that is still talking about Bush is an idiot to begin with, they are people who have not come out of their coma since January of this year. Listen up. Our President is Obama.......yes, Obama. Pull your head out of your A..........