Rush Limbaugh zipped off one-liners -- the toughest aimed at Secretary of State/former senator/former First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and the most condescending at First Lady Michelle Obama -- when he was asked by NBC's Jamie Gangel to play word association in a "Today" show interview broadcast Tuesday morning.
President Obama: "Disaster"
Michelle Obama: "Garden. Plants a garden out there."
Former President Jimmy Carter: "An utter disgrace and embarrassment."
Sarah Palin: "Misunderstood and underestimated."
Former President Bush: "Most decent, down-to-earth real man you'd ever hope to meet."
Glenn Beck: "Look what I have spawned. Glenn Beck to me is 'Right on, Daddy-O.' "
Hillary Clinton: "Nurse Ratchet" (That's an unflattering reference to the despised psychiatric nurse in Ken Kesey's "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.")